“Sleep naked with your teenage grandniece.”
-Mahatma Gandhi
I thought Confucius said that
Unless you’re into cock and ball torture, then that’s a good old time.
I do enjoy some cognitive behavioral therapy.
As another Aussie, I can confidently say you’ve already punched yourself in the balls because of an annoying fly at least once.
So you offer the other ball to the mosquito? This is fucking stupid. I’d immediately inflict violence on the mosquito, just more targeted and careful kind.
Edit:
just more targeted and careful kind
Like, pinch the mosquito giving my ballsack a nice scratching while doing so instead of slapping it.
Have you not heard of the M.A.D. doctrine?
But when an enemy’s balls have a mosquito on them?
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
-Samuel L. Jackson
-Michael Scott
