Some day, someone will teach a goose to play the bagpipes.
Some day, someone will teach a goose to play the bagpipes.


Ukraine really needs the ability of building its own Patriot-equivalent interceptors.


Safety ads in the 70s went hard. Nobody worried that kids might be traumatised, and some probably were


One could say the same about Singapore, yet it seems to be here to stay.
If you ever see a dog performing tricks, you know he was a very gay dude in his previous life
Don’t love sex too much though or you might become a poor dog or cockroach in your next life.



So glad my TV is a dumb-as-shit model from the early 00s I bought secondhand for about $30
Presumably it started as chemistry done badly, and did come up with some discoveries, but as the scientific method got refined and principles were uncovered that didn’t correlate to celestial bodies or folklore, it diverged from the practical and became metaphorical. A bit like Freemasonry starting with stonemasons’ guilds and then gentrifying.


To be conservative, you have to have something to conserve.
As always, the alpha got mogged by a figglebottom
That’s not how you draw a Hitler moustache
I wonder how sales of Canadian flag backpack patches are doing


Except for maybe eight countries. The US, North Korea and a few small Pacific island states, if I recall correctly.


hope that’s cheaper than a Patriot


The poor little duck that’s rich in luck


or as he calls it, the all-you-can-eat buffet


❌ squad goals
✅ squad strike


There’s also the effect of psychoactive drugs. Cannabis is correlated with an affinity for heavy bass (think reggae and dub), and apparently cocaine can cause sound engineers to push the treble up, resulting in a harsh, brittle mix.
They just rename the Communist Party to the Trumpist Party, use their totalitarian system (now reinforced by Palantir technology) to guarantee cheap labour to US firms that kiss the ring, and cede some prime Havana real estate to the House of Trump-Kushner, as “compensation” for property seized in 1957. In return, the newly liberated Cubans get Netflix and Chick-Fil-A.