The US SUV-style aggressive-looking headlight ports are a nice touch.

Well, you don’t want to risk disappointing the greys and reptoids.

Under the benevolent gaze of Richard Stallman’s fursona.

In the UK, Scots is close enough to English to be almost comprehensible to an otherwise unprepared British English speaker. (Case in point: Trainspotting.)

There was also a dialect of German spoken in Texas by the descendants of German immigrants. It had some divergences from anything spoken in Europe. It’s probably extinct by now, as the speakers largely switched to English around the time the US entered WW2. A decade or two ago, a university in Germany sent some linguists to interview the remaining speakers, the youngest of whom were in their 60s.

The gold will be donated to the Russian war effort

Or set your VPN to a country where they don’t monetise videos (Albania’s one)

The books on paranoia? They’re right behind you.

Spain is just paying tribute to its 20th-century avant-garde heritage, i.e. Picasso and Dali.

“The Price of Freedom”

Sure is. At this stage of development, the baby pilots its mum like Krang.

Praise the Lord, but pass the ammunition

We can have a revolution, and move to an economy that caters to the frivolous desires of the Party nomenklatura.

Surely the law would have a religious exemption which would apply in this case

If the goal is to support Russia while looking like supporting Ukraine, bombing Iran is a good way to go about it

Which is great news if you’re a Mossad agent tasked with figuring out a target’s life patterns

mallard: … 2. (archaic) a shopaholic

“-ard” would mean not so much “excessively” as “by their/its nature”; i.e. a seed/condiment whose very nature is mustiness, a person conceived out of wedlock (which was considered a black mark on one’s character back then), one who is habitually drunk, and so on

Possibly some variant of this.

Thank you, Daniel Ek