The Behind The Bastards episodes on him were interesting. He might not have invented the right-wing culture-war affinity-fraud grift, but he was one of the pioneers.

Wait until she hears who wrote all those Christmas songs that don’t mention Jesus but are instead about snow and stuff.

To be fair, by being rented out, the monarch finally gets to earn his keep.

Someone needs to domesticate the capybara

Moonies?

Is this legally terrorism in the UK as well?

Were houses by the seaside less packed with toxic substances?

Well, I did Nazi that coming

IIRC, Sony paid Disney a small royalty for every MemoryStick with MagicGate DRM capabilities sold, because Disney owns the trademark on the word “Magic” in the context of entertainment media.

A pizza you can make in a toaster oven

If only we could have an all-powerful, wise and virtuous Platonic philosopher-king to righteously wield absolute power, without the likelihood of them turning bad, or being succeeded by a bad emperor. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work that way, hence democracy, separation of powers and numerous checks and balances that make things wastefully inefficient, because the alternative is worse.

All my apes, funged!

At least we won’t have survivor’s guilt

New Lemmy instance name up for grabs

Fanfic with Tyler Durden and Green Mario teaming up to collect Nazi scalps

What’s the collective noun for chunguses?

Better luck next time, Elon

If Germany and Britain drop out, anyone could come last.

Have any assemblies had a minute’s silence for him? (The Russian Duma perhaps, or the Hungarian parliament?)

There’ll be a battleship named the USS Charlie Kirk.