That’s my emotional support Saddam Hussein

If the US bans vaccines, Americans wanting to visit Europe can fly to Colombia, get vaccinated for free at the airport, and then fly to Europe.

Give them enough of a reason, and they may respect you as a fellow asshole.

“takes a massive hit of ketamine and says”

Find the guy who genetically engineered algae to secrete THC and get him to repeat that for caffeine and theobromine.

Surely Elon Musk could send them some Tesla engineers from the full-self-driving team…

People were less sensitive about such names back before Nazism came back from its supposed extinction. The record shop in the book/movie High Fidelity was named Vinyl Solution, and I’m pretty sure there wasn’t any subplot about the owner either having Nazi sympathies (because what remotely sane person would stan a bunch of vanquished monsters?) or having made a terrible mistake (because nobody would make the, in retrospect quite obvious, leap, as everyone knows Nazis are extinct).

As they say in the Bible Belt, where oral isn’t sex: if you see a nice Christian girl on her knees, she ain’t praying.

Given the condition cats’ coats stay in, there are probably enzymes in cat saliva that evolved to have conditioning qualities. So a shampoo made with cat saliva is not entirely implausible.

Based.

Everybody knows that electrons that come from forcibly ripping fuel out of the earth have bigger balls that solcuck electrons.

Because you’re an old. The half-remembered fixations of your long-passed adolescence were the forbidden fruit of alcohol, drugs, sex and R-rated movies. Your decrepit Xoomer mind is literally incapable of understanding cube.

Fuck off back to Xitter

Given the intensity of fighting around Pokrovsk, the low orc losses are somewhat concerning

Maybe Lesbian Agenda is a noteworthy band in the Beijing post-punk scene or something?

“Would Madam care for the salmon?” — me to my cat

Launching orphans into the sun sounds like a massive expenditure of energy for limited reward. Surely there must be more profitable ways of dealing with them?

Another thing we have Thatcher to thank for.

If she accessed Instagram from the same home network (and IP address) as her main phone, the zuckerbots inferred that the two users were probably in the same household and knew each other/had similar interests.

You can have those in the fediverse on Pixelfed and Mastodon. The problem is that then the people you can follow are only middle-aged Linux/Star Trek nerds and the occasional organic farmer.