I’d try it…
🍴Yeah seriously, kiwi is fantastic, pizza is fantastic, kiwi on pizza? Probably fantastic. If it’s like pineapple it’ll caramelize when it cooks.
Nah we don’t have a common enemy, you couldn’t accept my taste for pineapples, I will not start being best buddies with you just because you think there’s someone with a worse taste, you’ll just use me to attack them and when there are no more kiwi pizza lovers you’ll go back to attacking me, the pineapple pizza lover. Either grow up and accept people like different flavors than you, or the pineapple kiwi pizza alliance will make you’ll taste flavor combos you wish could go back to hell where they came (this is an allegory to queers who want to exclude queers more “flamboyant” than them so that the heteros can leave them alone)
Also “LGB drop the T”. Once all the trans people are in camps, who do you think they’re coming for next, LGBs?
I’m convinced.
Woah I’m not that gung ho, I’d like to try this first.
real pizza fan
I’m not pizza racist. I just won’t eat deep dish consistently
I’d like to see the fruit chunked into smaller bits, a little think/charred red onion, some matchstick peppers, oregano and basil, maybe a light grate of lime zest.
Nah I wanna try that I love kiwis
a kiwi strawberry dessert pizza sounds fantastic
… I’d try it…
I feel like I’m the only one with no strong opinion either way about pineapple on pizza.
I’m with you. I’d never order a Hawaiian but if you put one in front of me I totally be happy with it.
It is named Hawaiian, because he used a brand of pineapple called Hawaiian, was created in Ontario Canada. Portland Oregon already had papaya and pineapple pizza.
there’s a place nearby that does a fantastic bacon and pineapple. perfect size bacon crumbles, crushed pineapple instead of chunks or tidbits. fuck now i want one and i’m not supposed to eat that without beer, doctor’s orders.
I’ve never tried roasted kiwis, but roasted peaches are absolutely delicious. What about peach pizza?
I’ve had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.
i’ve had peach prosciutto and provolone with the balsamic glaze and it was amazing. i’m now angry peach season is over.
Genuinely I think this would be more enjoyable than pineapple on pizza. It’s not that I hate pineapple on pizza, I just hate pineapple in general.
Yeah, I hate kiwis (the fruit), so I wouldn’t eat this, but I love pineapples on pizza, so I’d imagine it’d taste good for people who like kiwis.
Fuck it, I will stand with the kiwi pizza people. Pass me a slice and I will see what I think.
I agree. Can’t knock it until I try it.
You are all banned from entering Italy. I will personally deport you all and put your asses in a reeducation camp.
This is tribalism, pure unadulterated satanic ritualistic shit. If jesus was here he would be crying now.
I’d fr love to try this. Im down with lots of pizza. Of course everyone on lemmy is discriminating, yall love to talk about how open minded you are, but just add some fruit to a pizza and witness the discrimination.
FFS let people eat what they want in peace.
I am up voting both your comment and the pizza crimes one, because in practice I agree with you (and personally like pineapple but hate pepperoni, sausage, and olives) I do enjoy faux rage about it too.
Feel free to hate me then. My favorite pizza for a while was topped with
- chicken
- pineapple
- black olives
- sriracha
Eh, the only thing I dislike is the olives, and I’ve picked em off before. Sounds tasty.
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New Zealand style pizza: kiwi, chicken, and mutton as toppings. Guaranteed to make the new Zealander in your life very angry you attributed this to them
Oh no, that poor bird. All for an awful pizza.
I thought pickles would be the new controversy, but this raises thing to a new level.
Nah, man. Pickles are an established thing on pizza. At least in my parts of the world. Try a pizza with kielbasa, onions and pickles if You get the chance.
I mean pickled jalapeños are great (especially with pineapple) on pizza so it makes sense that something similar for folks that don’t like the heat would be tasty too
I’ve had a hamburger pizza that had hamburger, onions, pickles cooked on and then lettuce added after kind of like a taco pizza. The pickles worked well as part of the whole package, but would probably be overwhelming as a single topping.
