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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 年前

Free Elf Rule

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Free Elf Rule

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 年前
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  • moog@lemm.ee
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    I can’t with a comic that starts with “that’s a lot of cum harry potter” like can u don’t

    • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      i dunno i remember drarry existing back in the day

      • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Drarry? I have a thought what that might mean, but I hope I’m wrong.

        • warl0x@feddit.nl
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          You’re probably spot on… Draco + Harry = Drarry

          • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Hehe, I was not spot on… Dobby + Harry =/= Drarry :p i just thought because of the image…

            • warl0x@feddit.nl
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              Oh… Oh no… Why is that in my head now? Noooooooooo!

    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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      He tried to not but unfortunately it do

  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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    Removed by mod

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      It makes cleanup easier.

      • Jack off
      • Cum in sock
      • Put it back on the shelf
      • Leave the department store
      • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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        Don’t forget to lay one in the display toilets before you go.

    • Nelots@lemm.ee
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      I tried it once after seeing loads of memes like this. Admittedly, it felt pretty good. But then post-nut clarity kicked in and I realized I was left with a gross-ass sock and just ended up throwing it away. 0/10, would not recommend.

      And even after doing it myself once, I’ve still never understood the “cum sock” that implies you do it multiple times in a single sock and keep said sock around… that’s just fucking disgusting.

      • volvoxvsmarla @lemm.ee
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        At least you can theoretically wash the sock. Now, a coconut on the other hand…

        • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I thought I was supposed to suck cock for the coconut, not fuck them?

      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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        I mean, you could have a jar, with rainbow dash in it. That would be objectively worse

        • Che Banana@lemmy.ml
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          “objectively”

      • lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works
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        Oh that’s where my socks go!

    • Micromot@feddit.de
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      It sounds so absurd

    • narwhalperson@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I think it must be played up for the weirdness/grossness effect. I can’t think of any scenario where it would make sense.

    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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      Removed by mod

    • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world
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      Look at all the money bags with their socks. Stealing napkins and toilet paper at restaurants is free.

    • colorlessness@lemmy.world
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      When you’re 14 yeah

    • Numenor@lemmy.world
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      If it’s a pleasure thing, Is it something that’s performed more by those without foreskin, perhaps because they don’t have the natural sleeve effect provided by the missing skin?

  • swab148@startrek.website
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    He knew what they were, and still willingly wore them.

    • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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      That’s house elf culture for ya

      • Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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        They like to wear crusty cum socks almost as much as they like to be slaves.

        • agentshags@sh.itjust.works
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          Stop kink shaming bro

        • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world
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          I would wear a cum sock mitten if I was freed. Then you toss it off, get a good scrub in. Then you’re freed from the weirdest of curses.

    • AccountMaker@slrpnk.net
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      The first sentence was in awe and admiration, not disgust.

  • Kedly@lemm.ee
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    This is wonderfully cursed

  • rustydomino@lemmy.world
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    Ok that’s enough internet for today

  • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Before I read the whole thing I thought the “CRUNCH” was cum socks being eaten as a snack. I’m so glad it’s just dobby being free.

  • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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    Gotta love ExtraFabulous 😄

    • I'm Hiding 🇦🇺@aussie.zone
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      I miss that subreddit. With tags like “cum” and “no cum”, what was not to like?

      • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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        Subreddit? I’m talking about the comic this is from…

        • I'm Hiding 🇦🇺@aussie.zone
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          Zach had his own subreddit that he posted them to. r/extrafabulouscomics.

          • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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            Ah ok, cool 😁

  • verdare [he/him]@beehaw.org
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    Fuck, I hate this… Upvoted.

  • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    master has given dobby a sock dobby is free from gender

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    thanks i hate it

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