Now it’s just Daniel the Human Crusher, off work and hanging with people who both know that he’s a Human Crusher, and are 100% fine with that.

I figured you’d want some fabric in those sensitive areas

This is the most relatable one yet

Must be an Albany thing

They’re great for tearing the shingles off of a roof!

It’s grey, she just likes the color

Well, maybe once my dreams come true, I can report back to you

Like a mouthful of worn pantyhose that has done an office shift and then inhale through the nose

How’d you find my diary?

Fantastic! I’d been resorting to bloodletting with mine, a pill that reduces the reaction I get from just looking at my Aliexpress LLF™ would be a lifesaver, and reduce the scarring!

Username does NOT check out

I have been blessed!

Sure got my hopes up about Cleveland

Ya gotta be more subtle than that, something like BUTTS BUTTS COCKS so even if they abbreviate it, it’s still BBC

Crazy lol

Old post, but I typically only keep two snapshots.

:q!

Arch users here, just touched grass for the first time. Felt like bloat, had my lawn paved.

a nice aesthetic

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