Sir a third horny account has hit Lemmy
I been doin thing shit.
Dem ballz is HAWT!
This is one of the funniest pictures I’ve seen in quite a while. Like I legit full on belly laughed for a solid 30 seconds.
If you know you know. Fairly niche but those who know, must love it.
My wife is the main breadwinner in my house and I have no fancy clothes. I feel attacked.
Birthday suit
She’ll appreciate a good pair of grey sweats ;)
I’ve also been told the other slutty man clothing is a button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up
Til I’ve been giving off slutty vibes almost my whole life. It’s not my fault my arms are long and I’m not overweight! Like if I want to get a 18 / 33 shirt, I almost gotta have it custom made.
This is the way. Fitted button up with the sleeves rolled on top, grey sweatpants on the bottom.
Isn’t that too much of clash between smart and casual.
Surely the answer for the bottom is grey suit pants that have been altered for both form fitting and tear-away velcro?
Can I please have a straight woman validate this clothing hypothesis? Thank you in advance.
As a straight man, I would top it with a casual cap or decent sunglasses, like these fine gentlemen
Did god just give up and hit copy-paste for these guys?
Nah, they’re deliberately conforming themselves to a standard they think is ideal.
Bonus points if its a work shirt.
Ok but can you please pull whatever that is off the shift? It’s making me nervous
My guess is facemask
Nah, it’s a nutsack. A beanbag. A hammock for the testies. That’s to be worn later in the bedroom with nothing else on.
It’s grey, she just likes the color
With fingers like this they are about to hit McDonalds
