I make Ice cream

a man approaches

Yo big Ice, how you doing?

I can hydrate but now you are asking for too much

so chupacabra is real?

sudo apt install girlfriend 

Let’s say hypothetically for the sake of the argument I do have that…

Mike stole them

Global population per capita is 1

Seems like it, I heard it on tiktok some dude building ark and apparently it will rain for like 3 years. Apparently he is building 10 arks. People on tiktok are making fun of him in the comments saying stuff like

<<please make plugs so we can charge our phones>> and joking about this.

https://m.youtube.com/@EBONOAH/short

Also to make everything clear, this won’t happen many reasons why but if we assume everything in the bible 100% happened and was true, well bible says in the Genesis 9:11 that god will not send another flood so it is not even biblically accurate. I just thought this is kinda funny

I establish my covenant with you: Never again will all life be destroyed by the waters of a flood; never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth.”

Well apparently new flood is coming in christmas, some Noah from Ghana is building ark

What if dick sucks me?

Chess

It is the fault of big beer, they are putting small amounts of poison to prevent you from becoming superhuman

meow :3

Eggsactly what I am referring to, I mean meow meow :3c

Idk what it is with these modern apes but they sure love boiling water

Just take a div and put it in the center

Should I take estrogen as a recreational drug?

Good puppy :3

True, you really got nerfed :(