What’s your go-to toast topping though? Because if it’s just butter we’re basically soulmates, but if it’s something cursed like Marmite or ketchup we might need to have a serious conversation 😂
Butter is king. I like a bit of honey with it from tie to time, but plain buttered toast is the dog’s bollocks.
Toast was all about finding ways to use stale bread again. It also kills mold.
Son of a B… Genius.
I’m fascinated by the existence of so many foods. Who decided to boil tree sap for 3 weeks to make maple syrup? Who agitated cows milk vigorously for 20 minutes to discover butter? Who saw cheese for the first time and decided to still eat moldy milk?
I thank those nameless humans for their service to society.
Yogurt is also very interesting, as its bacteria originates from ants. Who would think “hmm ants have infested my milk container but hey let me taste what they did to milk anyways”
You can just leave milk out at room temperature for a few days and you’ll get yogurt. There’s tons of lactobacilli floating around in the air and on every surface. You might need ants for a specific strain, but you don’t need them if you just want any yogurt.
Just wanna mention, you don’t need to boil maple sap for anywhere near that long to make syrup. It can be done in an afternoon unless you’re trying to make gallons.
For every person that managed to make maple syrup there must be several that made a stew from danger-mushrooms.
Darwinian evolution is as much luck as it is skill
Thus this custom of firing houses continued, till in process of time, says my manuscript, a sage arose, like our Locke, who made a discovery, that the flesh of swine, or indeed of any other animal, might be cooked… without the necessity of consuming a whole house to dress it.
From the 1888 A Dissertation Upon Roast Pig
Unfortunately the rest of it is pretty trash.
Butter was discovered by accident when humans were still nomadic tribes. Milk was transported in animal skin bags and the agitation from travel turned it into butter. Probably being chased by something or running very fast.
It’s proposed that cheese was discovered the same way, when the rennet in sheep stomach sacks used to transport milk curdled the milk into curds and whey.
The question remains - how hungry must they have been to still eat that?
As the old saying goes: " 'twas a brave man who first ate an oyster." (Pretty sure this is an Oscar Wilde quote)
A man’s gotta eat
Randy, are you prostituting yourself out for sheep stomach cheese again?
They clearly had good cardio if they were agitating it that vigorously for long enough to make butter! Forget fitness watches, maybe I should wear a sack of milk at the gym to see if I’m working hard enough.
Humans literally used to hunt by jogging animals to death. Our ability to sweat was a game changer.
I think there’s a lot of “dare you to eat that” in food history.
I think a lot of it boils down to, “we either eat it or starve.”
And sometimes both.
Oregano trail wasn’t wrong when it made dysentery a near death experience.
Oregano trail
There’s also a lot of " Tom didn’t make it" and “Not gonna do that again” in food history.
Who though to stab a tree and collect the juice? I want that mf knighted
Right? And trees that leak, like pines, have sap that tastes like absolute ass. You’d think they’d avoid tasting tree sap at all costs
Birch juice though mmmm
blue cheese was discovered from a guy eating lunch in a cave, and leaving it unfinished to go talk to a pretty girl. when he came back months later the cheese had molded into blue cheese and he ate it and it was good
months later
the cheese had molded
he ate itWhat a moron.
I feel compelled to say “Yeah TOAST!”
My friends and I performed this for our high school talent show. We didn’t have a toaster for the drums though.
Answer: people said the crust was the best part of the bread. How can we get crust on more of the bread? Slice the bread and bake it again.
And then you have those people who cut the crust off bread.
I think this might be correlated with the type of bread. When you have the really sweet highly processed white bread, the crust tastes very bitter in contrast. With higher quality breads, the crust is just a little dryer, but not too different from the rest of the slice. I never liked bread crust as a kid, nor did my partner. But my kid never complained about crust and this is my hypothesis as to why.
That proves my point. Do they toast their bread? Do they cut the crust off their toast?
The answer is yes. My kids cut the crust off their toast
I get wanting less crust on your bread, but less crust on your crust?
Just wait until you try doubled fried french fries. It’s the only way i eat then now.
Every potato should be cooked twice. It’s the correct way
Are triple cooked chips not common knowledge outside of the UK?
The best way I’ve found to make fries in the oven is to bake them on normal mode for 20-30 minutes, then hit them with convection mode for another 10.
In Germany we call bland white bread “toast bread” because it can only taste good when toasted.
I also often call it that (I’m Polish-British)
Yeah, what we call “bread” in the US is “toast bread” in Germany. I’ve heard stories of Germans going to US supermarkets and wondering where the real crusty bread is.
I’ve heard stories of Germans going to US supermarkets and wondering where the real crusty bread is.
Most US grocery stores I’ve been to have that too. Usually an entire bakery section filled with freshly baked bread.
The bigger ones do, yeah, but EVERY place doesn’t like in Germany.
I learned the other day that British have a delicacy called the toast sandwich which consists of a slice of toasted white bread between two slices of untoasted white bread with optional butter in between.
It’s actually an ok snack. I made one after seeing it mentioned i line a while back. The combination of textures is nice.
It is true and this is a real thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich?wprov=sfla1
An 1861 recipe says to add salt and pepper to taste.
Woah, slow down there Guy Fieri.
Is this a struggle meal that beats all struggle meals?
Cost one side of the middle slice in butter, the other side in honey.
Now youre there.
Sweden: hold my sandwich cake!
Smörgås tårta.
I’ve not heard of anyone else making such a thing, but not surprised it does exist. However, I can 1-up that with my childhood creation - the triple fold sandwich. One slice of buttered bread, one slice of buttered toast & one slice of butter fried bread. Fold each one in half, overlapping half of the adjacent piece. You get a mix of three different bready textures & flavours in each bite. I haven’t made it in a few decades so I may not enjoy it so much now, but it was good at the time!
Delicacy is maybe not the word I’d use, but it certainly exists
More of a wartime rationing delicacy.
The brits really do be eatin like the kaiser is still bangin down their door.
Well now I have a delicacy called the toast sandwich.
As a Brit I’ve never heard of such a thing. Sounds awful like putting a pie on a muffin (bread roll, barm cake) 🤮
That actually sounds kind’a dynamite.
Probably first did it to kill off mold
Has anyone tried cooking it again? Projections show an incredible increase in flavor!
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Update: my house burned down
Enter, Zwieback.
That was only an option if we were terribly ill.
Oh this thing we call it Batonas su cukrum (bread with sugar).
You don’t have to specify that the house burnt down, they usually don’t burn up.
Me realizing with horror that “burned down” and “burned up” are often completely interchangeable
That photo looks more like a pancake than toast
Yeah it does look a bit thin
It’s remarkable how England and English colonies have a whole variety of thick slabs of batter that they consider ’food’.
I like to buy Chewy Chips Ahoy!™ and then finish cooking them.
You’re gonna lose your mind when you find out about the original Chips Ahoy!™ in the blue package.
Available wherever cookies are sold!
Some sailor that was like for the love of God can I please have ateast one. Biscuit that isn’t cooked 7 times. Just cook it once please!
No. Biscuit literally means “twice baked”.
So if you only bake it once is it a uniscuit, or just a scuit?
Interesting. Didn’t know it meant that but I can see it now…
I’m taking about what a documentary said “hardtack biscuits” that was popular on the old wooden sailing ships.
They even went through a recipe and tried to recreate them. Holy jaw breakers batman
Croutons have entered the chat
