In my defense, I had norovirus when I made this.

They knew

For someone who can’t see the image it may have not be obvious ¯_(ツ)_/¯

The man who knew we needed a click

Open that baby up and enjoy the album. It’s a joke referencing the increase in the price of ram.

No fucking way

I ate sushi off my naked parter once. It was great for me, and tasty, but not so much fun for her. I’d do it again.

I snorted

There should be riots in every city

My bad ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Dial 1-800-CALL-ATT and press 4 for selfie

This one hurts, a lot

Does he? He says he doesn’t want to be like Foley with 12 year olds. That’s not an answer.

So I actually read the article and everything he says seems good and correct… people need to calm down and unlearn this cynical desire to mock, be self-righteous, and hate. That’s what fascists want people to do.

I believe that to some extent this literally explains the chaos in the world right now. Bored spoiled people wanting excitement and to feel something.

Holy fuck it does

Cuttlefish is not really the best term for it. It’s actually a nautiloid that has a straight cone shaped shell. When living the fleshy part would have looked similar to a cuttlefish. The fossil is very fragmented too.

Just like everything good in the US, Republicans killed it.

You’ve got me wondering why American men haven’t switched to metric units yet. 7 is clearly more impressive than 3.

Perhaps it was discovered in a midden? Your hypothesis would explain why it’s broken along the uh, shaft. Guess we’ll have to tune in to find out!