They also make your farts smell like rotten eggs if you eat too many of them.

Lol

Catchy

https://youtu.be/EJjYidUaHxQ

I’m sorry for your loss. It sounds like he was a blessing to this world.

Lenovo has been making thinkpads for 20 years. The complaint that their quality is still less than how laptops were manufactured 2 decades ago feels rather dated.

What a great idea for an app.

Have you ever listened to field recordings? It’s a genre of audio recordings that include nature sounds. Bandcamp has a wide selection, sounds like you’d be interested.

In my defense, I had norovirus when I made this.

They knew

For someone who can’t see the image it may have not be obvious ¯_(ツ)_/¯

The man who knew we needed a click

Open that baby up and enjoy the album. It’s a joke referencing the increase in the price of ram.

No fucking way

I ate sushi off my naked parter once. It was great for me, and tasty, but not so much fun for her. I’d do it again.

I snorted

There should be riots in every city

My bad ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Dial 1-800-CALL-ATT and press 4 for selfie

This one hurts, a lot

Does he? He says he doesn’t want to be like Foley with 12 year olds. That’s not an answer.