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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I never knew my real ladder

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I never knew my real ladder

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    Not a step ladder.

    The ladder that stepped up!

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    What are you doing step ladder

    • Bone@lemmy.world
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      Just climb up on me

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    Okay, this is corny but I love it. I personally refer to my stepladder as my “not-my-real ladder” all the time.

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      It may not be your real ladder but it still raised you.

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        (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

        That’s what I’m talking about. Keep those (step)dad jokes coming.

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          I have to admit I love these ladder related jokes - they work on so many different levels :D

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            You might say they’re a step above. On a higher rung even.

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    Every time someone asks me if I know where the stepladder is at work I say “do you need a stepladder because your real ladder left?”

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    “Help me I’m stuck, step ladder.”

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    I have a step ladder and its only job is to give me the perfect pooping position on the toilet.

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      Stool for the stool

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    My ladder is a broken mess that I’ve had to maintain and nurture for many years … they’re still in my garage and I’ll never let them go.

    Dad died about ten years ago tho :(

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      Give it a viking funeral, now is the best season for bonfires!

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    “This is my step ladder.
    I never knew my real ladder.”

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    Yeah, I never knew my real ladder either.

    Luckily I had a good extension ladder.

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    I was actually given the wrong type of ladder

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    😆

    Sauce?

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    “Christ, what an asshole?”

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    i have two

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