two great tastes that taste great together

CORN
CHILD

I believe you could use THINK Pascal to do it.

Desert Lizard: send nudes

That Guy: hold my phone

And you’ve been down there to check all their cooking containers?

And you’ve been down there to make sure they’re not using oil?

Really? Those blind shrimp aren’t deep frying their food on the undersea volcanos? Are we sure?

So you see: Don’t believe in the system
to legalize you or give you your freedom
You want rights? Ask ’em—they’ll read ’em
But every flower got a right to be bloomin’
Stay human

— Michael Franti & Spearhead (2001)

I guess you haven’t seen their uniform then…

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Wtf. I was just replying with the same right answer.

’80s cartoon He-Man

Don’t worry.

After eating one apple, two pears, three plums, four strawberries, and five oranges, a piece of chocolate cake, an ice cream cone, a pickle, a slice of Swiss cheese, a slice of salami, a lollipop, a piece of cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a slice of watermelon, and a green lea, he’ll turn into a beautiful butterfly.

mouth anus

Oh yes, never forget

yes, from long covid

my favorite part of 2020 was the months of one-911-load-of-deaths every day signifying that we did not indeed “never forget” because the attackers this time were microscopic instead of brown

Hello, fellow humans. I upvoted this very human post.