Nice.

Even if he finds it, that print is going to fail half way through. He is going to be eating half a pizza and half pizza flavored spaghetti.

Gorilla art is actually a thing. https://www.koko.org/product-category/gorilla-art/

In this economy?! The best we can do is a 55 gallon drum filled with Coca-Cola.

Grandpa, do you mind? It’s hard to talk to you when you do that in front of me.

The last movie would be him winning over the sinister six and in reality, Aunt may is weeping as they turn off his life support.

Hail Satan!

It’s your one way ticket to midnight.

I know Vader is supposed to be choking him, but he also looks like he is giving the stormtrooper a force handy.

And the name of that boat? Albert Einstein.

Isn’t that just fried tofu?

Mr. F!

I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

He wouldn’t say he redefined it, more like he has tainted the word schlonged .

That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.

Why?

I know where this is from, but the images of googling "Trump schlonged " would cause most people to claw their own eyes out.

Puckerberg!

Sadie