Applerankings.com review be like:
This Dread Delicious apple proves that the apple really doesn’t fall too far from the tree, but it does fall into a graveyard of its damned, worm-eaten siblings. Tears add a saltiness to the overall flavor profile that balances the tart. Good luck finding this one in grocery stores though, Charon only delivers from Sept-Oct! A little mealy but overall to die for.
81/100
That link was a trip lol
Whoever made this ranking likes their apples with more sugar than I do.
Ah, nice and dark for some fresh orchard nightmares.
“…and don’t worry. I’ll be sure to take all the sunlight before it reaches you down there”
Vibes.
I wanna go back to a specific day I remember, when my dad and I were kicking a soccer ball to each other on a grass field in the back of his apartment building. I could’ve been like… 8? Younger?
One of the last times we did kick a ball. I just didn’t know it at the time. It’s one of my fondest memories.
Probably around the last time they picked you up in their arms.
Probably. Only a few years later, I got my first half sibling. Not much uppies after that.
Thanks for the punt in the feels.
Going to pick up both my large children now.
This is the reason I’ve decided to pick up my kids for as long as I can. Every. Day. I will strength train my back to be able to do it for longer, for as long as they want me to.
I just mildly injured my back picking up my almost 9 year old.
I had to accept it was the last time I’m going to be able to carry him. But I can still give him piggy backs.
Get on them kettlebells, bro!! 💪🏋️♂️ You can do it!
He started swim team 2 months ago and has been practicing for 3 times a week and apparently has packed on a fair bit of muscle.
I’ve never been good at muscle building like he is, im a tall skinny dude. He must have got it from his mom.
Oh… Okay yeah I think we’re cooked, fam
Imagine if semen could talk and hold basic conversations.
Finally someone to talk to.
Let’s not
“that was fucking awesome! again, again! wait no nnnnnaaghjhgl”
Give it some years and it might.
kc green flashbacks
