Finally! Someone to hear my prayers, someone who’s there!

lol

So does surrounding yourself with agreeable people. Like a church or something.

Yeah what an absolute cunt, I hope they never find a job.

The first part I buy.

The second part we both know is a lie. They are used for hacking foreign nations. ;)

Finally someone to talk to.

Dazzle transforms your camera into a proactive assistant that understands you, what you need help with, and what you like.

Jfc.

Running from your fascist government? Better not be in the background of anyone’s photos

Imagine if semen could talk and hold basic conversations.

Oh gee. That. And remember how it ended up getting better by the EOL of that phone with just software updates?

Dickyapples.

Oh man I’d like a date for that. I bet it aged well

Most triumphant.

“The Harbinger” and “Camp Murderblood” which one is the band name and which one is the debut album title? This is commitment time, people.

Do not go beyond the sacred line, David, for it is forbidden! And that will be $178.55 for the gas, and $8 for the room temp bottled water. Would you like to buy some insurance?

Republicans everywhere print it on paper and disappear into the bathroom throne room to masturbate consider the facts.

Why warn them?

Just Texas things

Fancy way to say layoff.

Must have been a quiet pop.