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minus-squaregastroglizzy@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoIf I can’t ask where the value is added, how else am I supposed to politely ask, “what’s the fucking point of this bullshit?” If I can’t say “it is what it is” how else am I supposed to politely tell someone, “I don’t give a fuck.”?
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoBusiness speak is just a polite wrapper around needing to be rude. “Let’s table this” - shut up, your point is irrelevant “We’ll circle back” - I want to end this stupid meeting but unfortunately we’ll have to talk about it again later. “We have to synergize” - If you two teams don’t start playing nice together, I’m going to sell the whole company.
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If I can’t ask where the value is added, how else am I supposed to politely ask, “what’s the fucking point of this bullshit?”
If I can’t say “it is what it is” how else am I supposed to politely tell someone, “I don’t give a fuck.”?
Business speak is just a polite wrapper around needing to be rude.
“Let’s table this” - shut up, your point is irrelevant
“We’ll circle back” - I want to end this stupid meeting but unfortunately we’ll have to talk about it again later.
“We have to synergize” - If you two teams don’t start playing nice together, I’m going to sell the whole company.