• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Business speak is just a polite wrapper around needing to be rude.

    “Let’s table this” - shut up, your point is irrelevant

    “We’ll circle back” - I want to end this stupid meeting but unfortunately we’ll have to talk about it again later.

    “We have to synergize” - If you two teams don’t start playing nice together, I’m going to sell the whole company.