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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Useful things at the mall

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Useful things at the mall

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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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    https://www.thestashplug.com/

    Apparently there’s a whole market.

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      A hole market if you will

    • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl
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      I… Impressive.

    • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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      now that’s actually cool.

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    We are done. People who can identify an AI image are now the minority and the mass will be fooled and yet choose to be confidently wrong about it.

    If you are curious, read up about ai image watermarking: https://youtu.be/kVXp6UNVPTo

    https://youtu.be/9btDaOcfIMY https://openai.com/index/advancing-content-provenance/ https://openai.com/research/verify/

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      Nobody thinks this is a real image in a Kmart. They just dispute whether the obviously fake image was photoshopped or generated by AI.

      The butt plug image used is AI but also from the company that sells them: https://craverise.com/products/stainless-steel-hidden-key-box-butt-plug

      That does not mean that putting the AI image in that context for humorous purposes was done in AI.

      It is also trivial to strip watermarks so checking for watermarks isn’t reliable. Not all gen AI images are even created with watermarks. It’s like checking an optional note from a parent.

      We should just call stuff fake if that is what matters. Whether it is gen AI or photoshop is far less important than being fake.

      • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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        So, the image is fake, but the product exists. Also, Kmart does sell a few sex toys. So, the only lie here is that Kmart sells this particular sex toy, as it does not.

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          Many years ago, before Walgreens started selling sex toys in store, I bought a hitachi magic wand from them. (This was before their mainstream adoption as a sex toy, and they were not labeled as such on their site. They were significantly cheaper there than at places selling them as sex toys.)

          But to your point - many believable lies contain plausible truths.

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        I’m weirdly disappointed the real product has a gem in the base.

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        photoshopped or generated by AI

        this is exact what i was saying. i didn’t assume anyone thought it was real, but apparently a lot of people thought it was photoshop (which requires skill, practice, time, and effort), when it was really AI (which doesn’t). the proof is the fact that the entire image has SynthID, you can block out the product image (which is also AI generated) from the photo and it still has SynthID. someone took one AI image and asked AI to edit it into a photo, it’s AI all the way down.

        People are fooled by a genAI image and thought it was created by a human, and when given the facts they choose to denial and continue to be confidently wrong about it. i mean i already know it’s difficult for humans to admit that they are wrong, but to see that actually play out in front of my eyes…

    • naught101@lemmy.world
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      It’s a butt plug in a department store, of course it’s fake.

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        Department stores do carry sex toys. Obviously not Kmart since that hasn’t been a thing in like 20 years but Target and such places do have them on the shelves.

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          Anything is a sex toy to those of us with an imagination.

        • naught101@lemmy.world
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          That’s an Australian Kmart, which still exist everywhere here (anko is their house brand). They definitely do not sell sex toys.

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        I mean, the produce section is full of butt plugs

    • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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      I just assumed it was fake.

      But I don’t think this is.

      https://www.thestashplug.com/

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      Honestly, would you be surprised about this being sold in something lile AliExpress or Amazon?
      I would not.

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The first clue was Kmart honestly.

      Also pretty sure it’s a non-standard logo for Kmart too.

      There’s other details but that was a major one for me.

      You know, on top of the idea of this somehow getting sold in a box store which is silly enough to begin with.

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        Actually no; that is both the correct logo for KMart in Australia AND its own internal brand Anko:

        https://www.kmart.com.au/search/?searchTerm=Anko

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    At least you’ll always have them with you.

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    She jingles loudly while she dances,

    Leading oft to pantsless romances.

    Careful early planning, she stays worry free,

    As her bottom always holds the key.

    You’re welcome.

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      … To her bottom.

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Looks like AI

    Smells like AI, too

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      Until used, then it’ll smell like something else

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        pam image: they’re the same smell

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    I get people are arguing about fake/AI, but… KMART is still alive and kicking? I thought they died off like Radio Shack and Blockbuster.

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      This is the Australian Kmart.

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    on the shitpost meter, you score 60%

  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    Please do not put anything from Kmart inside you. It will almost certainly break

    • cloudshouter@lemmy.zip
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      It’s a Blue Light Ball Special.

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    I don’t think you should be putting anything that unscrews like that in your asshole.

    • KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
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      Probably not. But it’s better than my current method of just my keys on a string.

  • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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    I would not trust that.

  • deft@lemmy.wtf
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    You’d get all this shit in the seam

  • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
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    never lose keys again

    I guess if it pops open then they won’t be “lost”, but the flared base won’t help get them out.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “Ugh… I sat on my keys!”

  • AstroLightz@lemmy.world
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    “Durable metal design”

    “Ideal for home, business or travel”

    They definitely knew

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