According to an affidavit written by a DPS special agent, Ozment allegedly called the Governorâs Office on the afternoon of July 25. DPS claims Ozment left the following voicemail (KXAN has redacted the profanity in the transcript provided by DPS):
âI donât know which one of you sons of bâ-es passed this motherfâing bill to get this damn sâ blocking my motherfâing anime, but you whole aâ motherfâers need to unpass this sâ. Yâall are fâing ridiculous with your bâ- aâes. My Google account says Iâm fâing over the age of 18, and your dumbaâ is passing these dumbaâ laws. Iâm a fâing stab every goddâ one of you bâ-es. Unlock my fâing anime.â
Uncensored, not for the faint of heart;
"I donât know which one of you sons of buttermilk passed this mother-flapjacking bill to get this dang snickerdoodle blocking my mother-flapjacking anime, but you whole entire fudgemuffins need to unpass this snickerdoodle. Yâall are frickle-fracking ridiculous with your buttermilk gravy-boats. My Google account says Iâm frickle-fracking over the age of 18, and your dumb-bumpkin is passing these dumb-bumpkin laws. Iâm a frickle-fracking stab every gosh-diddly one of you buttermilks. Unlock my frickle-fracking anime.
Please put that in a spoiler! My son read that and now heâs sporting a mohawk and calling his mother and I the b word! We donât want him saying that kind of language except on special occasions like when God allows us to eat pancakes (Lent). Now I have to explain cookies to him. Thanks a lot, maybe think of the fucking children next time.

needs more âmonkey fightingâ and âMonday to fridayâ
More like for the feint of heart.
Iâm pretty unflappabe, but consider me over easy
:faints:
Oppai decensored wholesome gyaru be like
Iâm a frickle-fracking stab every gosh-diddly one of you buttermilks. Unlock my frickle-fracking anime.
they sent a powet
GoddamnGosh-diddly this is goldThis right here is exactly why I havenât blocked .ml
Yes the mods over there can be twats, and yes there are militant shitbirds with asinine opinions (letâs be honest, every instance has them). And then you get a post like thisâŠ

<_< your above commenter is from .world bruv
The entire thread is.
flips through the script
Iâm seeing the parent of this comment thread as [email protected].
Iâm on sync, so maybe itâs an app issue? Or maybe youâre blocking .ml and can only see the OP that jdr replied to? Dunno.
Those who would give up essential anime to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither anime nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin, probably.
Ben Franklinâs Congressional Hentai Collection is a foundational part of US history
Lincolnâs Yuri Archives are still open to the public, and thank God and Sweet Baby Jesus for that.
Not to be seconded by the Founding Mothersâ BL Library.
Ben Franklin of all people, would absolutely be down for that shit.
Wasnât a MILF enthusiast too?
Definitely based dude.
dude was a women-of-all-kinds enthusiast from what I can tell. published a recipe for abortion too. https://www.npr.org/2022/05/18/1099542962/abortion-ben-franklin-roe-wade-supreme-court-leak
The most requested part is his Night Shift Nurses set
If you canât watch me at my futanari, you donât deserve me at my ecchi.
âMan thinks threatening politicians is more effective than using a vpnâ
Because using a VPN removes the burden of actually telling your representatives that they passed a shitty bill.
They know what they did and do not care
Theyâll care if they get stabbed!
Yeah, you need to first damage them, then threat of additional damage to them and their immediate families will work.
The average person has no idea what a VPN even is.
Really!? But I know about VPNs

Heâs apparently under 40 and capable of navigating the Internet. Very strange that he wouldnât at least bother to look it up online or something. Presumably he had to find the phone number he called so he seems capable of finding information. It really isnât that hard to set up a free VPN if youâre literate and have Internet access. Iâm someone who regularly defends people not using Linux because itâs confusing for them, so I feel like Iâm not being overly demanding here or anything. Iâm pretty sure Firefox has a free one built in now. So, it mightâve been as easy as downloading Firefox and clicking a button. Iâm not sure because I donât use Firefox like that, but still.
These privileged assholes who think getting things through official channels will work and is the best solution if only they just scream about their feelings (which they inform me facts donât care about) loud enough.
I bet heâs a straight-line Republican voter, too. And just cannot comprehend how the policies he voted for could ever affect him â it was only supposed to hurt other people!
Goddamn, the bleeps make that annoying to read. My best guess:
âI donât know which one of you sons of bitches passed this motherfucking bill to get this damn shit blocking my motherfucking anime, but you whole ass motherfuckers need to unpass this shit. Yâall are fucking ridiculous with your bitch-asses. My Google account says Iâm fucking over the age of 18, and your dumbass is passing these dumbass laws. Iâm a fucking stab every goddamn one of you bitches. Unlock my fucking anime.â
Not sure that the first âsââ= shit, but, whatever.
Alternate translation:
Iâm a fucking stab every goddamn one of you bakas.
He was swearing so much it almost turned into morsecode.
To those who didnât read TFA: he wasnât talking about anime like Boku no Hero Academia or Dragon Ball Z. He was talking about hentai.
The article confirms that Crunchyroll and a couple other anime streamers are available in Texas.
The guy was trying to access PornHub (or a site like it) to watch hentai, and that site simply blocks all Texans (and people from other countries and US states that have similar laws).
As for those asking if itâs illegal: the US constitution does enshrine the freedom of speech, or rather, your governmentâs inability to pass laws restricting said freedom. However, there are still exceptions. You still canât make threats to officials, or other things that can harm others.
Texas allows you to open carry a sword.
Itâs not about protecting people from harm, but sin.
Itâs not about protecting anyone, itâs about surveillance and an ability to blackmail/threaten anyone who steps out of line.
Iâm not surprised given Texasâs reputation. Big hats, big trucks, âdonât mess with Texasâ⊠yeah how about I just skip Texas entirely next time I visit the States. I hear some parts of it are nice, though, but hot isnât my thing.
Carrying a sword openly sounds awesome in theory but terrible in practice.
I have to go to Texas to complete a bucket list of mine (Visit all the national parks in the US) and Iâm trying to figure out how I can do it without spending any money there⊠Pack in my own fuel, food, supplies, stay at free campgrounds or on public land. I donât want to spend a cent in Texas when I go.
Counterpoint: Iâve heard Whataburger is worth the money. Itâs also a Texas-based business, I believe. Never tried it, myself. Not sure if I would or not.
I donât think there is a way I can prevent sending any money to someone in Texas, they have ports, they do a lot of oil refinement. Iâm trying not to spend any money in Texas. They have a significant tourism economy, and I dislike the idea of giving tourism money to a state that is famously bigoted, anti-woman, and pro-christofascist.
FYI - itâs because he specifically said that he was going to stab them. Thatâs a very real threat and actionable, most people have access to knives.
Now saying youâre going to cut their heads off with a guillotine? Thatâs protected by free speech, and youâd 100% be able to argue that in court because I guarantee you donât have a guillotine or know how to build one (hopefully, maybe you do - in that case do not say this).
Who the hell doesnât know how to build a guillotine? Itâs a knife hanging from a rope with guides on the sides. If you wanted to make a nice artsy one, you could just have one guided side.
I should have said âknow how and have the means to do soâ.
A guillotine also isnât something you can just take into a court room and start killing people with - itâs not a weapon in the traditional sense.
Thatâs still anime.
Yeah the supreme court only decided free press applies to adult porn access in the late 20th century
Just pirate it.
I mean, the Supreme Court just legalized copying. Millions of rare and one-of-a-kind books are being bodily destroyed just so they can be scanned in, which is pretty much the same thing.
If AI companies can steal content without repercussions, why not you?
I for one have been training a neural network using pirated content for years. Itâs an in credibly efficient large language model that runs off very little power and fits comfortably in the space between my ears.
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Exactly correct. Training material.
The response for losing ground shouldnât be just adjusting to itâŠ
Be sure to use unlawful AI that acts on itâs own and be surprised by results.
Yes, but also those poor starving artists are gonna have even smaller desks to sleep under as people unplug from anime streaming services.
âfaces one third-degree felony count of terroristic threat against a public servantâ
Did he break an actual law? Itâs a rant yes, but a terrorist threat? Iâd say no.
The second sentence from the last sounds like terroristic threats.
Disclaimer: Iâm not a lawyer.
Edit: typo
Ah yes. I missed the word stab. I was focusing on the swear words. Still think terrorism is a stretch though
No, itâs the name of a crime in the US basically meaning threatening to kill or injure: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terroristic_threat
It actually stands for System TABle
Is every threat, no matter how plausible, considered terrorism, now?
Pretty much. The state has a monopoly on violence. They can threaten you, and use force, as much as they want. If you do the same, and they donât like it, thatâs terrorism.
It could be protected hyperbole, would depend on the jury I imagine https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_threat
That was always the point since those terrorism laws were passed. Any inconvenience can be articulated under that excuse and you can easily remove anyone by the same claims.
Everything working as designed.
Yes, please fall in line citizen.
What about it sounds terrorist? I donât see any homeless people being fed.
He said he was going to stab people.
FUCK.
This shit is so hard to read when itâs text-bleeped.
WTF is âgoddââ?
God-dammed
Gyattâs dad, God
Ah, american priscillas and oh noes dey insulting dem santa claus dude on the cross.
He is right
People are more than in the right for such behavior.
Who are you to do something like this (the blocking) to someone??
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he did nothing wrong but i guarantee you that guy voted for texas republicans the last 20 years.
Well first of all, heâs 35. So 20 years is impossible.
Second of all, he threatened to stab them.
Finally heâs from Houston, which is historically blue.
So itâs a maybe is what youâre sayingâŠ
As if democrats werenât doing the same thing. Itâs a uniparty. The difference is the same as pokĂ©mon red and blue, you get to choose the color of the package and which monster you get.
But the Democrats are obviously better; they have Meowth and so canât get softlocked by running out of money.
That censoring of his voicemail transcript in text is art.
Somewhat valid, I hate having to switch between 8 different vpn tunnels to access a reddit thread
I hate whole ass motherfuckers.
you know what I hate more?
half-ass motherfuckers
Even worse? Snake-ass motherfuckers on my motherfucking plane.
I just paste it in to a libreddit instance like safereddit.com
âOi, Governer-san, nandayo? Anta baka??â
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Whatâs his Lemmy instance?































