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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago

Where my klitoris users at?

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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago
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    Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:

    • gimp
    • finger
    • john the ripper
    • libcaca
    • toilet
    • fsck
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      unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

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        man

        every Command Line Interface Tool

        (not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF’s )

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          man man

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            This week, I ran ‘man mount’ while learning about bind mounts.

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              I mean there are audiovisual teaching aids for how to mount men all over the Internet. Or so I’m told

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              I giggle every time I see ‘man touch’

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        jq, ed

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      Don’t forget fuck

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      Also, in Italian “sudo” means “I sweat”.

      sudo nano
      

      means “I sweat, dwarf”

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      I like how developers are not shying away from possibility of them having foot fetish (foot terminal, gnome logo being a foot)

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        The foot is actually symbolic for the devs stepping all over you with their opinionated design and no choices

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          Ah so BDSM then /s

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            No just BSD

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              BSDMobile?

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            Oh. Plenty, they just don’t fuck with ‘consent’.

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          I avoided Gnome for exactly that reason for years but the shell extensions for gnome have improved a lot and it’s pretty flexible now. If you don’t mind depending on the addin authors maintaining your favorites.Dash to panel or dock is virtually a whole different UI.

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      Also there’s Rufus

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      Also bitchx

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      Ugh, “gimp”? Seriously?

      And the name isn’t great either.

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        GNU Image Manipulation Program or GIMP

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        You’re right. And it would be so simple to just drop the G and make it Image Manipulation Program. They could even use the same impish logo!

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          They could, but they never will though. Chiefly because someone asked them to and, after stamping their feet like Veruca Salt, the devs have resolved to never ever stop pouting about it.

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            Someone could fork it, with just a different name. 😆

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