EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 month agoFuture Problems [Ryan Rds.]64.media.tumblr.comimagemessage-square126fedilinkarrow-up1988arrow-down19file-text
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minus-squareCombatWombat@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-21 month agoDexterity is dodging when someone throws a tomato at you for telling an unfunny joke at open mic night (and also successfully weaving your tomato plant into a cage or trellis).
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoStrength is throwing a rotten tomato hard enough to explode on impact.
minus-squareZarobi@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 month agoRule of cool is being able to hit the moon with a tomato on a natural 20
Dexterity is dodging when someone throws a tomato at you for telling an unfunny joke at open mic night (and also successfully weaving your tomato plant into a cage or trellis).
Strength is throwing a rotten tomato hard enough to explode on impact.
Rule of cool is being able to hit the moon with a tomato on a natural 20