an analysis of testosterone levels in the blood

Uh, wouldn’t this make trans girls test as girls and trans boys test as boys?

Like, don’t tell them if so, because it’s absolutely funnier that way.

I somehow thought they were the same guy until now, like how kal penn worked for Obama.

Edit: I looked him up and realized that the person I was picturing the whole time was actually Jon cryer, so I’m clearly not too well informed

I think it would be funny if the speechwriter had gotten to go though

He already tried unsuccessfully to get it shut down for repairs

He looks like Alf

My phone has a speaker, but I’ve never had an mp3 player with one.

It doesn’t work in public, but it’s fine for when I’m at home

God, I wish. I’m small woman, I pour sweat at 20 :(

I figured that would kill pacemakers, but it might not. it’ll definitely kill electric wheelchairs and insulin fridges though.

heimliches Filmen ist aktuell in Deutschland nicht per se strafbar. Besonders in öffentlichen Räumen sind Betroffene kaum geschützt.

(Roughly in English)

covert filming isn’t currently illegal in Germany per se. Those filmed are rarely protected, especially in public

Filming in public not being illegal, I get, but he’s profiting off of her likeness. Ideally that would be illegal itself, but even if not, could she not sue him for a share? Obviously, putting the burden on victims is not a great remedy, especially because it’s expensive, a huge hassle, and risks the Streisand effect, but I could see a women’s rights organization orchestrating it for her and it might be possible to keep her identity secret.

Again, I don’t think that’s ideal, but it seems better than nothing and wouldn’t preclude criminal charges from going through if the government does figure out how to prosecute this

In that case, make it wait 16 years

You just fire any employee for having sex with someone they aren’t married to. Then you’d get premarital sex and adulterers, if Christians still cared about that.

/s

I do wonder how much of my life I’ve wasted doing those cookie banners, but I guess I’ve wasted time doing dumber things.

I’d like to think I’d take one for the team if there are explosive collars involved and the other option is that billionaires enslave humanity even after money is worthless. I suspect most people would (like to think that, that is).

It only takes one to actually do it.

I like it inside me, unfortunately it always stays there until the worst possible moment and then comes out all at once. If I’m at home and not doing anything, that’s fine, but it’s pretty unpleasant for a morning quickie before work.

But yeah, thank you as well! It’s good to talk about stuff like this with people who aren’t partners.

I’m not gonna say I enjoy my own cum but i’ve certainly enjoyed scenes involving me swallowing my own cum.

That’s about where most people I know who aren’t especially into semen are, myself included. Maybe I made it sound like a more negative opinion than it is. It’s just one of those things where the reality doesn’t live up to the fantasy for me, so I’ve got opposing desires for the semen deposit location (I’m sorry, this is a horrible way to describe it) based on arousal and pragmatism.

For what it’s worth, the ranking for me for most to least pragmatic goes: condom, mouth, body, vagina, hair. For arousal, it depends on the situation, but hair is also always last, lol.

Finally, I’m autistic and I don’t think this is the exact same metric allistic people would use (and they might be less bothered by the feeling of semen leaking out of them), so take this with a grain of salt.

I’m also very down for vaginal mucus, but semen is different for me (it’s the bitterness and the egg white consistency that makes cleaning up annoying). Do you like your own semen?

Edit: not to sound like nobody likes it. I know two men and one woman who fucking love semen. But everyone else I’ve talked about it with who comes into contact with it… plays up their enjoyment of it to be a good partner.

There’s sex stuff, and then there’s the sticky, fragrant, bitter, salty, hard to wash off remains of sex stuff.

This would be a nicer place if everyone extended a little grace to each other. It seems unlikely that the commenter meant “the Nazis who personally, emotionally matter to me” and pretty likely that they meant “the Nazis who are unfortunately very powerful.”

I do too (and I’m glad)! My mom died at the height of the yo momma joke trend and I came up with a comeback that I was so proud of, it made me actively hope for one. Here goes:

My mom’s dead, but I hear she was a great piece of ash.

Take away the “that” and the semicolon is okay, but you should go full colon.

Same advice as with your mom, actually.