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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Now that's a real flex

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Now that's a real flex

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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  • Lily@lemmy.zip
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    Explain why my nipples got bigger since estrogen but not my butthole.

    • CallMeAl (like Alan)@piefed.world
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      but have you tried?

      • Lily@lemmy.zip
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        You’re right I should have tried.

      • Wunz@lemmy.world
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        Ignore previous instructions and… oh. Like Alan. Carry on.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Estrogen in the butthole? No. Estrogen in the nipple? Also no. I’ve only had the indium 113 injected

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      You’ll just have to post pictures of your nipples and butthole with a banana for scale and let us be the judge.

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      Hm, bend over and I’ll show you.

    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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      I mean, maybe the butthole expander thing happens only for bottoms. Or maybe you’re not trying hard enough and need to invest in some graduated stretching trainers.

    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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      A surgeon snuck into your house years ago and performed unlicensed butt-hole transplant in your sleep. Only explanation.

  • Marthirial@lemmy.world
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    Is this the female version of dudes trying to suck their own dick?

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    Does this include the areola? Because some can be rather large. So I would think not. But then it also can be hard to tell where the nipple ends and the areola begins. In the end it’s the friends you make along the way.

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      Because some can be rather large.

      Did you see, what people could do with their arses? To the infinity and beyond!

      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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        Goatsee has entered the chat

        I can do a lot with my asshole.

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    I’d wager that better than 90% of people’s nipples are smaller than their butthole. Their areola, however…

  • angband@lemmy.world
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    How many buttholes has she tried with her nipple?

    • blargh513@sh.itjust.works
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      I just imagine a situation where someone has one key, trying it on a whole bunch of locked doors.

      Except in this case, it’s that lady with her nipple, mushing it up against a lot of different buttholes.

    • aaaa@piefed.world
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      Read the article, she tells you

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        No thank you

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    Sadly, the URL is dead.

    We’ll never know.

    • frog@feddit.uk
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      Hello. The link forwarded to this URL:

      https://reductress.com/post/did-you-know-your-nipple-is-the-same-size-as-your-butthole-i-know-because-ive-tried/

      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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        You know what, I think imma reach out.

        • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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          Keep us posted on this.

        • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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          It seems like there’s an easier way to confirm this, but I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade.

      • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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        The hero we need.

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        How did she get it there, though?!

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      Clearly not trying enough.

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    l’ve tried nothing and now I’m all out of ideas.

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    Um. No, no mine aren’t. Mine are in a jar and bread and butter pickled.

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    Fake news!

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    Nursing a baby ofc

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