Just as expected, if you elect parasites to office you get parasite friendly policies.
if you elect parasites to office you get parasites
friendly policies.FTFY
Didn’t RFK have a brain parasite at one point? His parasite advocacy makes a lot more sense if you consider that he really might just be a brain worm piloting a vaguely human shaped mecha.
at one point
implying the brain worms ever left
I still cannot help but wonder if the cancellation of BrainDead (2016) was not a conspiracy…
The trouble is, the source of the brain worm story was … him. So if you believe it, you’re taking a brain-worm-victim’s word on his condition.
The brain worm story came up during a divorce trial. He argued that the worm lowered his income potential and he should pay less alimony.
Also he didn’t have an actual worm munching at his brain. What he had was a tapeworm cyst. When a tapeworm egg is ingested they hatch as larvae that will pass through the intestinal wall and migrate, usually to the muscles, where they form these cysts. If something eats the meat with the cyst then the worm will pop out and turn into an adult. Now the worms don’t really control where they will end up so sometimes they can end up in the brain or the liver or other organs. The cyst can remain for a few years but eventually it will die.
The tapeworm egg could have ended up in his gut in a few ways. He could have had an adult tapeworm and picked up some of the eggs it lays by not washing his hands properly. He could have eaten vegetables that were fertilized with human feces and which were not washed properly. He could have ate someone’s butthole and that person had a tapeworm.
The guy collects roadkill carcasses, I think we know where the worm came from.
I sincerely doubt he bothers to wash his hands if he was being serious about snorting coke from random toilet seats.
That’s not even the most disgusting thing that he’s said either. I think it’s safe to assume personal hygiene isn’t at the top of his priorities.
Can it really cross the blood-brain barrier?
Bunch of things can cross it. The worms are large enough that they can force their way through by mechanical means.
it eats right across the BBB.
He ain’t metal/mechanical so I believe the correct term is flesha, not mecha
America is what happens to every corporation when the middle management have finally all been promoted over the threshold of their actual abilities.
The Peter Principle
The Peter principle states that a person who is competent at their job will earn a promotion to a position that requires different skills. If the promoted person lacks the skills required for the new role, they will be incompetent at the new level, and will not be promoted again.
Does not check out. People keep failing upwards, often to the very top. 🥹
That’s freedom for you!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
What is freedom if not freedom to blow your ass out?
It’s more “efficient” to give more money to oligarchs. While everyone else gets sick.
If nothing else, their incompetence will give us all the proof we need about why these agencies need to be run by experts and why they need to exist and be funded. I never thought I’d see the day we had to learn the hard way why greed and selfishness can’t be left to run amok. Sounds exactly the way right teaches their kids, the hard way.
We already knew all of that. The problem is that under capitalism, the rich make the rules. Until we supplant the capitalist class with a working class government, we will continue to see policies that put money ahead of people.
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Only the leadership needs to learn. But yeah we’re probably fucked.
these agencies need to be run by experts
What experts? The NIH was defunded. 10,000 post docs have left the country. People are retiring or exiting science. No other countries are taking up the slack.
Not sure what your point is, that we have no experts anymore? The institutions should still be run by experts.
The point is while people have been sleeping, Trump has killed science from the very front end of the pipeline of what produces experts. Experts are retiring in droves, and those mid-career are exiting science because they have no future. USA has NO CLUE how bad this is. A lot of science going on in the background keeping you safe is GONE.
China is
What a disgrace, considering that just a year and a half ago, the CDC was one of the most important medical organizations in the world.
The blatant incompetence and boundless greed of this regime are not only responsible for diarrhea and the decline of the U.S. as a center of scientific excellence: the decisions made by these criminals are directly causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people.
It is irreparable damage—the kind no one could have anticipated amid this absurdity. The lesson is clear: the U.S. cannot be trusted, as the unscrupulousness of its leaders knows no bounds.
They will still claim ‘but communism’ while ignoring that this is capitalism at its rawest, most unadulterated form.
Honestly at this point the United States of America should balkanize
Oh, I anticipated all of this. What I didn’t anticipate was how quickly the fall of
Romethe United States of America would take place.Yes, it was foreseeable that the MAGA fascists would ruthlessly enrich themselves, and also that there was an immediate danger they would do everything in their power to establish a full-fledged autocracy in place of the usual oligarchy with a veneer of democracy -which is exactly what they are doing.
Nevertheless, I think the degree of ruthlessness with which these criminals are operating caught the world completely off guard: Many countries, for example, followed the guidelines issued by the CDC right up until the very end - regarding countless medical procedures, such as preventing infections with nosocomial pathogens during catheter insertion, etc.
No one could have foreseen that this globally important organization would be completely and senselessly dismantled -which is exactly what this deranged conspiracy theorist, who was appointed secretary of health without any expertise whatsoever, did: The CDC effectively no longer exists; at any rate, it is now merely a shadow of its former self, as countless scientists were simply fired for trying to oppose the outrageous nonsense that Kennedy is propagating - this no longer has the slightest connection to science, which is why no reputable scientist can support this course of action.
It is simply utter madness! Now the world must reorganize itself, which will take years, if not decades.
And this is just one of countless crimes this terrorist regime is committing against humanity. It is plunging the world into chaos so that the billionaires behind this regime can enrich themselves even more than they already do - by brute force, by nothing but the law of the jungle.
All of this results in a regression of civilization and robs humanity of achievements that took a very long time to build - from international law to climate protection agreements, humanitarian efforts, and international cooperation in the scientific sector.
I don’t think anyone could have expected this to happen, because it is nothing short of insanity.
just a year and a half ago, the CDC was one of the most important medical organizations in the world.
It was just a matter of time before we treated the CDC like the SEC or the EPA.
I feel like everything in the news lately would have been really funny if it weren’t reality. Conservatives killed and ate satire.
Zaphod wasn’t supposed to have actual power, this is what happens when you give the con men the keys to the kingdom
And of course everything has gone to shit!
I’ve thought about this since the beginning, they’re trying to cull us without having to do it with their own hands. They know exactly what they’re doing when they stop monitoring things like dangerous, deadly parasites.
Yes, fascist eugenics is the only thing that makes sense of current US Government policies.
Gross incompetence makes even more sense.
Some, like Kennedy, are pretty clear about eugenist views
He’s. Working. For. Russia. And. China.
RFK Jr looking out for his parasite homies
A government for the parasites, by the parasites.
Is this not the onion material? Or just normal in the states now?
The onion, newspaper of prophecy.
Anyone even remotely sane in the US wishes it was the Onion. Alas, this is their new reality now.
I’ve pooped 6 times before noon but I’m a telecommuter, so I simply ran meetings from the bathroom.
Barely an inconvenience. If anything, I’m glad for the parasite because it separates the weak from the strong.
/s
Fun fact: Your asshole makes the same exact movement as your mouth does for both ‘poop’ and ‘explosive diarrhea’.
oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOooooooooo?
OH YEAH
Kool-aid man what the fuck fix that wall before my parents get home
But your eyes don’t
MASA - Make America Shit Again
RFK Jr is obviously in the pocket of Big Parasite after what happened.
He did have a brain worm. Was it on accident? I don’t know.
It’s more the other way around.
If this system is what I think it is, it’s the wastewater monitoring, which was a tool that helped with monitoring Covid. Remember, if we don’t test, the rates drop.
You do know you can read the article to find that out instead of assuming, right?
This is a completely different monitoring system called Foodnet
I didn’t read that article but I read your comment and I’m ready to believe whatever you say.
I’ll take your word on it, thanks!
Same 👍
Yeah this sounds right 👍
