Urgh, here in Canada they tried to trick us with “delux” kraft dinner. Velveeta is so bad that I avoid name brand KD to this day due to one time over a decade ago. How in the artificial fuck do americans eat that stuff?

That is the neat part, it does not!

https://www.canada.ca/en/public-health/services/publications/healthy-living/suicide-canada-key-statistics-infographic.html

so 4500 “suicides” vs the articles above 15,300 people. I don’t think 15,300 is a subset of 4500.

Ah yes, it is a “life style” choice and all that jazz… Not at all the inevitable result of decades plus of poor governance/systemic failures.

They did this already:

1997 Pontiac Grand Prix Wide Track 90s Commercial (1996)

You did not think I made my fortune by writing checks did you?

GOONS, HIRED GOONS!

Authorities suggest Thompson was targeted but remain unclear on the motive.

Ummmm, real solid police work here. Although motive might be hard to narrow down, its not like this was a popular CEO.

Ohhh you know what would be even better. That if the article complained about ai on LinkedIn was written with ai.

Right?

Entertainingly only really for the federal government. Of all the provinces only Alberta and PEI have broke even or made anymoney.

Not saying there is not potential tax revenues, just that right now most provinces spend more then they collect for one (corruption) reason or another (needing to be seen being “tough” on drugs).

Sorry, I am out of line.

But I do think it could catch on.

Wonder if they tried heating the milk up to 63 degrees C for 30 mins before consumption?

Maybe that would help.

It’s terrifying federal workers

Well yeah, that is clearly the point.

The plate carrier type of goatse, that congrats you now made a thing.

Not off hand but the idea is the amount needed to cause one is not as low as previously stated (the 3 large scale bombs being enough was likely off by an order of magnitude).

The fear of instant nuclear winter was likely more cold war scare then sound science, but the chance of nuclear winter is still there. We just don’t know exactly how many nukes and where would kick one off.

Well that’s the cutest human centapide I have seen yet.

And? Really I am trying to understand how this is not the case.

No that’s just hot pocket levels of micro radiation. Maybe if you put spicy rocks in it first.

I think I have been nuked. Oh wait this might be heartburn, sorry.

Instructions unclear, grass under ice and snow and now I have frost bite.

“Tragically fell from the ground floor balcony and landed on two bullets to the back of the head.”