*Dies gay, at 71."
FtfyUnfortunately the website I have only works on dead mormons and they ain’t dead dunked him yet
You got me, thought that was super plausible.
I had to verify that was fake. You can’t miss it if a corpo actually tweets something like that
The is no HIPAA regulations on Grindr releasing it’s database on how many hookups Lindsay did per month.
grindr would lose so much business if they started snitching on conservative politicians
Maybe just the dead ones then.
Even then. If I want a secret kept, I don’t want my death to release the secret to the public
Don’t be a public servant.
This made me laugh for two reasons: first, because fuck him and I hope he burns in hell; second, because just a day before I said to a friend, “Mitch McConnell is as alive as Lindsay Graham is straight.”
Sometimes the universe just delivers
Now imagine we find out Mitch got hospitalized after overdrinking at a gay-bar or such.
That’s a great headline, BTW.
“You won’t beliege what happened to this old celeb we won’t name on the until you read the main body (gone sexual??)”
An evil heart and a lust for power meant even as society changed he never lived a single day of freedom. It’d be sad if he wasn’t, y’know, evil.
It’s still sad. Don’t get me wrong, fuck that guy. But it’s a tragic story that repeats too often. I hope for a day where no one lives it again.
In the words of Radiohead
You do it to yourself, you do And that’s what really hurts
Another skeleton in the closet
and nothing of value was lost
How dare you.
Now the ladybugs will never be seen again.
Fucking hell.
And a warmonger
Can’t wait for Candace to tell us it was really an exploding microphone that killed him.
In his ass
Good. Fucking. Riddance. Rot in hell you lady bug child fucking shit bag.
You should probably not accuse a man you’re insinuating was gay of also fucking children with zero evidence. The only man who has ever even publicly claimed he had sex with him said he did so as an adult (he was already a porn actor). Since accusing gay men of being pedophiles is an incredibly old homophobic stereotype, maybe don’t do that. Especially since there’s a slew of shit he actually did to criticize him for.
He’s a MAGA so he’s automatically a Pedophile. If he didn’t rape children himself, then he protected those who do, and you know what they call a person who protects pedophiles?
A Pedophile.
Lindsey Graham was a Pedophile. He’ll have plenty of company where he’s going.
I won’t accuse the late senator of either sexually abusing children or being erotically attracted to them.
But he was a consistent Republican vote for shitty Republican ideas. So, yeah, he definitely fucked America’s kids.
He only needed 1 golf game with trump to change his views by 180 degrees. I wonder why.
I also why Sasha Riley mentioned him specifically when talking about his experience with Epstein?
Those who voted for him are generally are those associating pedophilia with being gay, but there is also link with it of rich and powerful that we learned what was released about Epstein.
If he was NOT gay then my gaydar was broken.
if hes wasnt, then there are several boyotys in sc that are very confused.
that are
“Who are”, for sentient beings. I bet they’ve been objectified enough in their work, so let’s not treat them as objects here.
‘That’ can be an acceptable relative pronoun to refer to people, depending on the sentence structure and context.
You don’t know what their pronouns are.
Boytoys sure sounds like fun. What age group are they for?
Old white men? NEVERMIND.
I’m an old white man, and my boy toys are guitars.
its an open secret miss lindsay
hashad… friends… in charleston and columbia
died Saturday evening after what his office described as a “brief and sudden illness.”
Graham had met with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy in Kyiv on Friday
That’s quite an escalation. What would be that sudden? Drug overdose? Suicide after the cognitive dissonance finally became overwhelming?
I found a news report that it was a tear of the aorta.
Or at least, this is what I want it to be and what I will tell anyone who asks did it.
I do really hope he shit himself to death.
They’re probably not announcing the cause of Lady G’s death because RFK might show up to try to eat the body if he thinks his decisions at the CDC contributed.
“It’s legitimate kill! Let me stick him in my trunk!”
“First dibs on the peen!” – RFK, probably
You did mention roadkill . . .
A heart attack is a brief and sudden event…
If that’s what happened, they’re going to be hesitant to say it because that’s what happened to McTurtle, and they’re trying to stall till the normal election so it won’t be a special election
If Mitch wasn’t being kept alive by machines in a brain dead state, they’d have said Lindsey had a heart attack
There was a report of something happening a week or so earlier there too it’s very common for heart issues to happen in clusters like that
One goes down and is not around… 99 Senators are left on the floor.
99 Senators sit in the hall…
99 Senators sit…
- Pretty sure we were down one already.
I know his shoes were off, and there was no oxygen, and they weren’t in a hurry, but my government wouldn’t lie to me, would it?
I have bad news for you, which is that he posted a statement and a photo with Elaine in his hospital room. It sounds like he had a mini stroke or something - he fell, they’ve done a “battery” of tests “trying to find out what caused the fall”, and then caught a “mild” case of pneumonia due to hospitalization.
Even at 84, you don’t take up a hospital bed for three and a half weeks just from a fall and pneumonia.
They vibe coded the song.
Will he be buried with his favorite butt plug?
No, sadly trump is still alive.
Bury him with him, Egyptian style.
So?
