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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 4 days ago

I must con(FeS₂), this sparked a laugh

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    Straight line and sharp corners in almost all crystals.

    Nice eg. in Ireland

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    Worked as a physicist for 30 years, nobody talks like that. Everyone else in the room is to smart, and will slap you down for using absolutes.

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      >nobody
      You should be slapped as well then.

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        Well it’s about time someone picked up on that one. It was low hanging fruit.

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          I’m about to slap you both. For the lulz.

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            Like The Three Stooges.

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          For some reason your comment makes me think of this

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            would it be more grammatically correct if he said “with enough derogation”?

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              Yes, but I think that playing with the grammar is part of the joke, as if derogatory is quantifiable.

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          Ahem… “too”.

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      That explains why the Sith were rarely seen in the sciences.

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      Think you’d rather catch an art teacher saying that than a scientist tbh.

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    And this is why absolute statements are generally bad arguments. It only takes one example to disprove them.

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      Only Siths deal in absolutes

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        Mostly Siths deal in absolutes.

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      No scientists ever said that.

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        I didn’t say they did. I was commenting on the meme and speaking generally.

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          It’s a haha

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    Wildcats are nature, they have multiple very sharp corners.

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      No need to go that far, I have one set of sharp corners sitting right on my lap. Also help, I’m trapped. :(

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        Your lap has been chosen! You cannot move until you are allowed to move.

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    well done OP, you really stuck it to those stupid scientists

    /s

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    just because someone calls themself a scientist doesnt mean they are, as evidenced by that post

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      what about evil wizards who call themselves scientists? legit, or no?

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        big fat no

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    those lines are never straight…

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    Bismuth has joined the chat

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      Straight lines are it’s Bismuth.

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        Is the gas form called Bismeth?

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          What do you call Beeznuts?

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          Bizmist

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            Bizmuthn’t

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    Most scientists won’t say that there are no straight lines in nature, it’s so obviously and provably wrong. I think it’s more of a thing philosophically said when talking about how modern life is so different and unnatural compared to the lives of ancient people or animals.

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      I wonder if there’s any animals who see crystals in nature and think “wow that’s a really cool rock”.

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        Without a doubt. It would be weirder if there weren’t.

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        Birds definitely think this. My local Magpies have definitely attempted bribery with cool rocks and shiny discarded human objects

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      Tbh, I’ve only ever heard it when talking about camouflage. And tbf in that context it is somewhat true, you’re harder to see if you break up those straight lines.

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      what is ‘natural’ life, being a sustenance farmer, and dying of starvation if you have a bad harvest?

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        Agriculture is already somewhat unnatural, so I guess a “natural” life would be hunter gatherers.

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          This is why I prefer the word synthetic and define around that.

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          Are you trying to say that we don’t follow the laws of nature? That our activities are supernatural?

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            Somewhat yes, nature usually tries to adapt to the environment, we are adapting the environment to us.

            I haven’t seen any other animal building roads and factories and cities.

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            Buddy, what is natural about me, a person who has never met you, talking to you, a person I have never met. How the hell doss that make any sense. Fuckin’ superpowers m8. All up in this gadget.

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              I’d say this device I hold in my hands is the natural result of a social species who gained enough intelligence to mostly master their environment enough to spread globally, but still has the social need to stay connected to the tribe wherever they are.

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                William Blake would’ve agreed, although I forget the relevant passages.

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              Me: hello, nice to meet you!

              You: What the fuck!?

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                Accurate

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          oh I see, so if you aren’t a roving band of stone age people, then it’s unnatural?

          and are these societies also matriarchal or something too, because you know the patriarchy is unnatural as well?

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            Kind of, humans were hunter gatherers for so long that we evolved to be good at it, so I guess that’s what would be natural for us.

            Agriculture and our current life hasn’t been around long enough for us to properly adapt to it.

            I have no idea if those societies were patriarchal or matriarchal, I would imagine both happened or maybe even some sort of equality, if you want to know more about this go ask an expert in the field.

            But in the end I don’t care what you do, I just continued your argument.

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        *subsistence

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    Yo, these jokes hit different when you Big Brain!

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    Does it still have straight lines if you look really closely?

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      Well, no. If you look closely enough, no lines exist.

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      Yeah, molecules rarely string linearly.

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    Quite ironic.

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      Only a Fool would have missed this gold

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    Does it still have straight lines under a microscope?

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      That‘s the worst part: at atomic scale, the fucker is made out of smaller… cubes

      https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/crystal-structure-of-pyrite-3add26cf08b74346afb1d689c78b7144

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        Those appear to octahedrons

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    Technically fibers in wood is straight.

    I want to say ice has straight edges

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    We exist within nature, so nature created linear particle accelerators.

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      Hume pilled.

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