Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoFixing those dynamicslemmy.worldimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1219arrow-down140
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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down5·7 days agoBoyfriend: “I want more adventurous sex!” Girlfriend: “Great, will you help me with the laundry and the dishes first?”
minus-squarepmk@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·7 days agoTransactional sex is not worth it. Both should take care of chores, and both should want sex for its own sake.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 days agoIt’s nice to have sex in a house that feels clean and on bedsheets that aren’t soiled.
minus-squareadarza@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-26 days agomight as well wait until after to wash the linens.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·7 days ago Both should take care of chores, If they are both working, right? Right?
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoWhether they are or not. Clean up after yourself.
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoI don’t fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her. I fold the laundry because I’m the other adult in this house, therefore I take on the adult tasks, and when she isn’t worn out from doing all the housework herself, she has sex with me.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days ago I don’t fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her. I fold the laundry because I’m the other adult in this house Demonstrating maturity and relieving your partner of household chores leaves more opportunity for intimacy
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoYeah, you like that? You like when I act like a functional adult?
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·7 days agoI’m designing a Roomba strong enough to support two people sitting on it for this very reason. There is a way to satisfy everyone.
minus-squareArchimedes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoHey baby. You, me, and the roomba. How about it?
Boyfriend: “I want more adventurous sex!”
Girlfriend: “Great, will you help me with the laundry and the dishes first?”
Transactional sex is not worth it. Both should take care of chores, and both should want sex for its own sake.
It’s nice to have sex in a house that feels clean and on bedsheets that aren’t soiled.
yet
might as well wait until after to wash the linens.
If they are both working, right? Right?
Whether they are or not. Clean up after yourself.
I don’t fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her.
I fold the laundry because I’m the other adult in this house, therefore I take on the adult tasks, and when she isn’t worn out from doing all the housework herself, she has sex with me.
Demonstrating maturity and relieving your partner of household chores leaves more opportunity for intimacy
Yeah, you like that? You like when I act like a functional adult?
😘
I’m designing a Roomba strong enough to support two people sitting on it for this very reason. There is a way to satisfy everyone.
Hey baby. You, me, and the roomba. How about it?
The roomba boomba