Finally. The mush room.
Take my upvote…
Penis
Hats off to your lady-friends
I’m envious.
Like Freud predicted you would be
Master understatement.
Opening the post and seeing only the image and your comment just sent me, thanks for the laugh!
Online dating
Every hot girls DMs be like…
Ah yes, the Great Wall of Dong.
More like great hall of
vaginadong.
It almost looks like you’d expect the walls to start closing like one of those spiked wall traps.
Womb Raiders
But instead of impaling you they just sort of… Squish up against you. It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t even feel bad. In fact, you’re starting to kinda like it…
Then they start jizzing all over everything
Mush pit.
The penis corridor
Cockridor
I’m sorry, but it’s obviously corridong
Ah yes the phallus palace
Mushroom farming management: keep them in the dark and feed them shit
I think you grow king trumpet on sawdust, agaricus species are the dung loving one’s
S P O R E
In the air
Well… I don’t know about the rest of you guys but I’ve just uncovered a new fantasy
I think I need more details on this one.
😵💫 🫠
This is actually kind of interesting to me because I hadn’t ever considered they would be grown vertically like that as opposed to racks stacked on top of each other.
Do NOT fondle the wall of dongs.
… at least not without first asking the fungal gestalt consciousness for consent first.
Ok, also, someone needs to overlay this with the green screened, joe pesci ‘what the fuck is this piece of shit?’ shot/reverese shot thing.
This, but not shit tier quality:
you’d need a second background image but yeah
… maybe use a shot of the infinite hallway of literal ‘backdoors’ from the 2nd/3rd matrix movies, i think that would work, just color grade it a bit.
