
…sshole
There, you missed a part
It wasn’t even “asshole”, just “anus”, which is a technical word
No i have a hat full of them right here
Correct, im working on it
If you figure out the lobster claw, lemme know – that’s the one I want most.
Personally, I’m going for a round, hydrodynamic shape with a thick layer of blubber for diving and hunting below the thermocline.
So walrus or narwhal, toothy?
Xander Crews could probably arrange that.
Have gone down to the beach every day, but still waiting for a body to wash up
I practiced stretching last few months for no particular reason.
My body still looks like that of a LOTR dwarf shoe-mender but I can at least do w-sitting as an adult now.
Stellar. I quit drinking and now I eat way more and I’ve lost 20% of my bodyweight in under six months. I was drinking tons every day, maybe 1500-2000cal.
My belt that almost didn’t fit around my belly, I’m at the final hole before I have to get a smaller belt. My pants fall down if I’m not wearing it tightly. My watch band almost needs to be replaced with a smaller one. I feel awesome every day.
I have stretch marks but no loose skin, so I’m thankful. I hope the stretch marks stay. My chest is smaller, which is totally great. I’m just starting getting back into exercising, but I feel just excellent about myself now!
Congrats!
Was hoping for a 6 pack, ended up with a keg.
Mine looks like fat titties and not giving a fuck about societal standards
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
I’ve got a body and it’s going to be summer. It’s perfect :D
Hell yeah
If you change your clock to Southern Hemisphere Time, its getting to winter. No need for a summer body.
Mine’s in a shape.
I have a body for radio, and a personality for print
I’m getting chubby and my boobs are humongous and I love it.
waow (basedbasedbased)
Sir this is a Wendy’s
I’m a chick
awesome let’s hang out
Everyone knows women aren’t real.

Big hell yeah
I live in a place where it gets up to 110+ F/43+ C regularly in the summer, my summer body is molded by hiding from the sun and waiting for the sweet release of night.
My collection is coming along fine
What could be a more summery shape than that of half melted ice cream?
Have to start training my horse like almost every day, so I’ll prolly end up with a half decent bod by the time winter rolls around again lol
I bought a bike last summer. It’s been out of commission for 5 of those months, but 700 miles is pretty damn good for a year.











