The man who suggested people drink bleach during the COVID pandemic is back with another hit.
Donald Trump reportedly thinks soda is good for him, because it kills grass — and therefore it must also kill cancer cells.
The wild revelation comes via Dr. Mehmet Oz, Trump’s administrator for Medicare and Medicaid, who shared the anecdote on Donald Trump Jr.’s podcast Tuesday.
“Your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass if you pour it on grass, so therefore it must kill cancer cells inside the body,” Oz told Trump Jr. in disbelief, to which Trump Jr. just laughed and shrugged knowingly.
Probably does, it kills everything else, if you put a single cancer cell in it, it will die, of course you would have to kill the rest of the body first since cancer reproduces faster than the rest of the cells.
Just let him keep drinking it by the gallon and the problem will take care of itself.
But its so fucking slow
Idiocracy is real. They would absolutely water the crops with soda.
We are such a stupid country
its got what plants crave!!
Craven’t
Didn’t the clown talk about injecting bleach, not drink it?
Since a diet high in sugar does kill human cells and cancer cells are human cells, soda does in fact kill cancer.
I stopped at “Trump apparently thinks” and said “naaaaaah”
Killing cancer is really easy. The hard part is keeping the patient alive while doing it.
Yeah, small detail.
Skill issue, really
It’s scientifically proven that guns can kill cancer, in a Petri dish.
That also kills the Petri dish.
But why is he talking about cancer. Does he have cancer??
He is cancer
We can only hope.
Poor cancer
Maybe he meant to say, “Your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass if you pour it on grass, so therefore it must kill brain cells inside the head, and that is why he is declaring war against every third-world country while the Democrats want to declare him unfit to serve as POTUS.”
My completely unscientific theory is that all the preservatives in his food are, well, preserving him. Which is why he’s still up and moving around.
Uh, source please. For peer review.
Ow, My Balls! (2506)
it won a major award!
Idiocracy (2006)
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Knowing that 47% of US voters will vote for this guy no matter what he says, does or fails to do is utterly painful. This man shouldn’t be allowed to run a lemonade stand, much less an elected office or branch of government.
In the very first episode of The Apprentice, they had to run a lemonade stand. One idiot tried to get someone to pay a million dollars for a cup of lemonade
Draino kills grass, too. Way more effectively than diet soda.
Draino isn’t for cancer though, it’s for his cholesterol clogged arteries
Draino is pretty effective for pretty much anything in its path, except metal. It doesn’t discriminate.
Really? What’s the racist drain clog buster? I won’t bust clogs without racism.
