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boop@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 13 days ago

Patrick

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Patrick

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boop@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 13 days ago
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Author: mygumsarebleeding

Taken from: https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1sbb94z/patrick/

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  • Seefra 1@lemmy.zip
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    That’s sounds very passive-aggressive tbh.

    “Patrick forgot to do the dishes again”

    “Oh, really? Well, maybe Patrick is too busy with his WORK?! You know? Maybe someone else could do the dishes instead.”

    “Oh, yeah? So maybe Patrick should provide to this house? What does he do again? OH, RIGHT, SELLING CAKES! You know what? I’m gonna quit the CIA coz Patrick’s job is soooooo important so I can do the chores instead of him!”

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      I mean, they’re getting relationship advice from Tiktok

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    Nice username OP

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    The person in blue fucked their own brother?

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      Took me a second. Much better joke than I thought.

    • Damaskox@lemmy.world
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      Still trying to wrap my head around it.
      If it’s a joke, I don’t get it 😅

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    • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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      • IncogCyberSpaceUser@piefed.social
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        If he had a butler, would he call Patrick master? Master Bateman?

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    This is unfair to the Patricks of the world!

    • 48954246@lemmy.world
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      And also just really bad relationship advice

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        To fuck someone’s brother?

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          Depends. Many men are the brother of someone.

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          That, too.

        • angrystego@lemmy.world
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          In this case someone’s own brother.

  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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    Simply break all of the dirty dishes that you didn’t generate and keep a clean set hidden for your own use.

    No need for all the toxic passive aggressiveness.

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      Passive aggressive ❌

      Regular aggressive ✅

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    In my house we have the Dish Fairy. Its always exciting when she’s paid us a visit.

    • AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Gotta copy that, thank you!

  • Randelung@lemmy.world
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    Is that real? How much backbone is left?

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    It’s Gremlins who cause the chaos in my household. But also, I’d like to find out more about this long lost and formerly unknown brother of mine.

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    Do everything yourself and be happy if you get any help at all. Just like when you live alone.

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    Yay, my account had contributed to Lemmy lore.

    Waiting to have an entry one day in a obsecure Lemmy wiki/fandom.

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      You are famous 🎉🎉

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    I deleted my post to not have duplicates, I think it’s enough to have only one version up.

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