I’ll start
- Barry “The Hatchet”
- Johnny Fiddlesticks
- Big Bussy
- Timmy Two Nostrils
- Greg
Snitch “Tattle Tale” Tagliatelle
Al Capone (no relation)
Barry Shitpeas
Zabaglione ZamboniObviously they’d never be able to track down Shitpeas, because he works exclusively online and the Internet doesn’t have a postcode.
Polly Pissface
- Barry “The Hatchet”
You accidentally included the best-of list at the start, whoops
Yeah that one is cool
Pee-wee Hurt 'em
Ivan The Incontinent
Sloppy Joe
Ben Bada Bingo
Judas The Snitch
Oliver Garden
Fat Arteries
Sammy Stutters
Jimmy No Toes
Edit:
Amish Steve “The Hacker”
He don’t know shit about computer or phones but if you need a body disposed of, he is your Amish.
The Gobba Ghoul
Parma John
He said “worst” mob names…
Mama Mia I was a fallin asleepa
Pussy Hands
And a good day to youse.
It’s-a me, Mobario!
Tony Falsetto
Johnny Bagadonuts.
Lenny “Short Eyes” (he likes 'em young!)
Vinny “the Fish” (aka Vincenzo Pesce)
What’s a “bussy”?
If you gotta ask, you can’t afford it.
😞
Donny Little Hands
Loose-Lips Larry
Parta DaMobba
Not seeing a lot of short ones:
- Sleezo
- Skunk
- Weenie
- Dogfucker
- Spaz
- Pork Rinds
- Shakes
- Depends
- Stank
- Gassy
- The Feet
- Cranky Pants
- Fussy
- Titboy
