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That’s why safewords should be passphrases! /s
Hold on, actually no, not /s
Cat 6 of 9 tails
Isn’t that a Star Trek character
They now have Cat 8 cables, if you want to whip them even faster
But does it really whip the llama’s ass?
THIS ONE!!! This comment right here, PETA!!!
(Yes, I got the reference - now get offa my lawn!)
What a time to be alive.
Hot.
Your safe word requires two factor authentication. I hope you kept your phone handy.
That or put a yubikey on your nipple ring.
You have used the safe word correctly. Now please identify all the squares with traffic lights in them so we can email you a six digit code in order to proceed
Fun fact: I work in municipal government and they started making us use 2-factor that sent messages to our cell phones. That came back to bite us when we got an Open Records request that included a request for text messages between staff containing specific keywords. Employees who didn’t have a city-issued phone and hadn’t been using their personal phones for work got pretty upset when I had to take their phones and search their text histories.
And that’s how every remaining employee down to the guys running the lawnmowers in the parks department got a monthly phone stipend.
You mean “had been using their personal phones”? Or you had to take their personal phones regardless? In which case the phone stipend wouldn’t have mattered? Makes me think some people might just pocket the stipend and then be upset when the same thing happens again, so maybe you should just issue phones lol.
Lots of employees did keep the stipends as a pay bonus, but then it was on them if they used their personal phones for work and they got caught up in Open Records.
I think the better solution would have been to use a different form of 2FA, but I do like having a separate work phone anyway. It makes it easier me turn it off and not get distracted by work shit when I’m off the clock, and also lets me change my number when I change cities without having my personal contacts lose my number.
Cat-9 tails.
clicked through for this comment. Thank you.
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Do you know what a “safe word” is? I’m asking seriously because if you don’t, I’ll start my explanation there, but I don’t want to assume you don’t.
It’s a joke about kink and the safe word being impossible to remember or use plus a play on tech security with the cat o’ nine tails being made out of wires.
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You’re welcome! And I’m sure your ass is at least of average intelligence. I mean, how smart does it really need to be to fulfill its functions?
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The problem with doing the safeword like that is that it counterintuitively REDUCES entropy (you just use ! for the special character, first character’s uppercase, number at the end), and is so hard to remember it just goes on a Post-It. Get a couple dice and the EFF Large Wordlist. New Requirement: Safeword Must Have >80b Entropy.
I studied chemistry, to as far as I know entropy is measured in Joules per Kelvin… What is 80b entropy?
It’s basically randomness. 80 bits entropy. Something something powers of 2. Just check some chart someone made.
Also relevant: https://xkcd.com/2318/ :3
– Frost
Am I the only one having anxiety about the kinked bend?
kinky
What, getting anxious about the handle bend, but not the handle wrapping?
Ok, so the safe word is 16, got it!
Fine…
S!xTe3N!
16 🙼🙼 16 🙼🙼 16
Here i a save password feel free to use it. @F0#wvcQaVocoK^62
All I see is ***************, this must be some fedi security measure.
Meraxes5364-fragilistic3564-wuuthrad2837-ouiouibaguette6654
Wait I can see this in clear text, what does this look like to you guys?
A whole lot of ***
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The word “alphanumeric” isn’t in the post… That must be a very serious reaction
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Violet, is that you?
Why are so many people so fucking obsessed with her? My god, go jerk off or something.
I’m here with no idea at all who Violet is. Does that help move the average back ?
No, I’m her older sister.
I know PoE and other minor things that make use of the unused pairs but I never really understood why only 2 of the 4 pairs of wires is used as standard practice.
1000BASE-T uses all 4? 2 were enough for 100 Mb/s.
Oh thanks I should have looked at the specs more.
So they can be any characters? Can they all be from the same show?
Zing!
