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Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

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  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social
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    I discovered yesterday that they no longer sell 16 ounce containers of ricotta cheese. They’re all now 15oz or 30oz. So if you have a recipe that needs four cups of cheese you have to either adjust the rest of the recipe down or deal with having a 1/4 cup less cheese than you really need.

    Fuck capitalism.

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      This is literally “buying gems” in free to play games never amounting to the cost of a typical item, slightly under or over.

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        Someone gave me a Hello Fresh gift code. It doesn’t fully cover the large meal plan so I have the choise of paying 5 bucks extra or taking the smaller deal and leaving money in the table

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          Ask them to refund the rest

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          You’re not leaving money on the table if you take the smaller deal. If you buy the large meal plan, you were successfully manipulated into buying something you wouldn’t have considered otherwise.

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      You could buy 240 containers of ricotta cheese and 60 cups of cheese that way you’ll have the exact amount you need.

      This is the Hebrew National 7 hot dog to 8 hot dog bun pack solution.

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        That’s a lot of lasagna…

        • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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          No, that’s a prospective hustle that pays for your habit.

          • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social
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            I mean, the Garfield movie did just come out so there’s gonna be demand.

            Plus it’s a good holiday meal you can keep in the freezer and reheat when you have company.

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      They’re doing the same thing with sauces and broths. Assholes.

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        I’m an old and remember when smoked sausages were a pound. Then 14oz. Now 12oz.

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      You can always just have more or less cheese in the recipe. Or use the leftover cheese for something else later.

      I’m not defending capitalism here, just defending cheese.

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        less cheese leftover cheese

        I see those words but I don‘t understand any of them

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Steve Martin understood this.

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        Steve Martin understood this.

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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      Wouldn’t using that pre shredded stuff not be good for recipes though because of the added anti-clumpimg agents though?

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        Ricotta isn’t a block cheese that you can buy pre-shredded like cheddar. It’s a pretty wet cheese and is usually sold in tubs in your basic markets, kind of like cottage cheese.

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          Lmao oh yeah hahah now I remember it XD

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        I’ve made obscene amounts of home make macaroni and cheese over the last 20+ years and haven’t had a problem with it. I know it’s a funny place some people get passionate about, but the “anti-clumping agents” are typically some form of vegetable starch or fiber. If I’m making a cheese sauce I’m already using flour to help thicken and stabilize it anyway, so I don’t think the trace amounts really matter.

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          I’ve made obscene amounts of frozen Mac and cheese and that’s it. Thank you!

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          It matters more, in my opinion, for stuff like pizza because there isn’t already flour. The melting is noticeably different between shredded mozz and a block of low-moisture you cut or shredded yourself. But for cheese sauces and stuff I agree there isn’t really a difference

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      The good old hot dog dilemma.

      sexy

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        sexy.

    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      Fluid ounces or ounces?

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        Fluid ounces

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      Make your own with whole milk and vinegar/lemon juice.

      Edit: downvotes from scaredycats who think cheese grows on trees

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        that makes buttermilk

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          No, it makes acid-set cheese, of which ricotta is a type. Buttermilk is the liquid leftover after you make butter.

        • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          That’s basically the process for making paneer, plus draining and pressing.

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            Queso fresco, too. It’s all the same cheese, just different levels of moisture!

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          You can sorta make cheese with just acid but yeah rennet or a rennet replacement is the way to go

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    This is why we need an ISO Toilet Paper Standard.

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      There are several:

      • DIN EN ISO 12 625-4: 2005 (Dry tear resistance and perforation resistance)
      • DIN EN ISO 12 625-5:2005 (wet tear resistance)
      • DIN EN ISO 12 625 -9:2005 (Puncture resistance)
      • DIN EN ISO 12 625-3:2005 (Paper thickness in use)
      • EN ISO 12 625-8:2004 (Water retention capacity)

      Yet there seems to be no standard for the size or number of sheets in a roll.

      • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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        https://xkcd.com/927/

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          Nah, ISO fucks and I fuck with ISO

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          hmm, this is more like realizing your preferred language doesn’t have a word for a thing and deciding you want one.

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        I like my bidet, but I have no interest in letting my labia drip-dry so I will continue to buy toilet paper thank you.

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          You don’t have a hair dryer in your bathroom? /S

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        Are you walking away with wet butt? I have to dry with at least 2 squares post bidet

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          My fancy bidet air dries.

          I mean, I still wipe but I just wanted to flex over my bidet that blasts warm air all over my booty hole.

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            Sounds like fecal particulate matter everywhere… if flushing spreads it, can’t imagine what an air blower does.

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              You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don’t just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that’s the point of a bidet).

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                Woosh…

                The point is that since flushing alone creates aerosolised particles.

                Spray wash, then blow dry, would probably multiply that.

                I mean we know that hand dryers are terrible.

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                  Yes I’m sure the multiple countries that use them don’t have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s

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            im not going to risk a towel in case I need a couple more sprays haha

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              You could put the towel in the wash if you’re initially doing poor job of cleaning.

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            Many more people yes. Bidets and their concepts are not well known in most of western countries.

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            Many people ain’t aware oft bidets and most of those who do know them assume they only exist in Japan or in Japanese toilets

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            You have a towel covered in poop just chilling in your bathroom and call it normal.

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                I use a bidet daily and sometimes theres still some poopy left after a few long sprays, I use toilet paper to dry off and do a check and then if its clean Im good to go, otherwise I hit it with some more sprays and check again. a few sheets of toilet paper is a lot better than no bidet but Im still not convinced a bidet by itself is good enough. at least here in the states bidets are simple bolt on squirters not a separate thing that might do a better job

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                I would share a body towel, there is just no necessity to do so.

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                I challenge you to get poop on your finger, wash it off under the shower head, and then rub your eyeball directly with that finger. Your towel has poop residue on it.

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                Sorry you have to hear it this way, but a butt towel requiring a wash in detergent and even more water than you just flushed is less eco-friendly than two squares of toilet paper.

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              You’re supposed to clean your ass first, my friend

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        Bidet has reduced my toilet paper usage, but it’s absolutely not a replacement.

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    1 mega plus = 4.5
    1 “roll” =4.55555556
    1 double plus = 2.26666667
    1 super mega = 6.

    Sorry for formatting I’m on mobile

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      Double space (at the end of the line) = line break

      Easy, regardless of the device you are using.

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        Hmm, doesn’t seem to be working. Might be specific on the apps maybe

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    All these brands talking about how much length of tp there is, but they’re cutting the width. So now tp rolls are stumpy and small

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      Just floss your cheeks, bro.

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          I call shenanigans. I haven’t even seen SpongeBob (it came out when I was in highschool/college) and I’m pretty sure that Mr. Krabs loves money too much to ever defile it like that. Or is that not an extra stretchy bill?

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            wdym lol he did that regularly in the early seasons

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              Like I said I never saw the show. I guess bikini bottom money is rubber

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      Bro, rolls are TINY now. They used to fill up the width of my holder, and now they fill up less than 60%. They’ve just cut off 40% of the product lol.

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    Hmm is the average toilet paper roll empty?

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      If you account for all rolls that ever existed, it’s pretty close to empty

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    It’s just meaningless marketing.

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    It usually says price per total area, but this whole thing is why I just buy the recycled ones. If someone’s going to cheat me it may as well be for a good cause.

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      Yeah but then the store uses different measurements on all the price tags so you need a fuckin calculator to actually compare them.

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    I usually just buy half a roll or so at a time from the guy behind the mcdonalds drive through.

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    Just pick the ply you want and look at the sq.ft. of the roll. Odds are you want the most length per roll.

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    Paper towel crowd is just as evil.

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      Toilet paper is just small paper towels that don’t scratch your butt

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        Now splinter free!

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    We need a new metric standard. Introducing the 💩.

    112.6 standard rolls = 1k💩

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    This is why you always have to show your units!

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      I can show you my unit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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        C’mere

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        Hey nowwww

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          Hey nowwww🎶

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            You’re an all star

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    Bidet

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    Doesn’t the price tag on the shelf usually have a break down per sheet or sqft?

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      Even if it doesn’t, all these packages have the total area listed somewhere on the package. If the $/area isn’t listed on the price tag, you can still calculate it manually.

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        Who do you think I am? Einstein??

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    What does this even mean, I buy them separately

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      It means they either roll it more tightly (more layers per inch) or they make the roll bigger (hope it still fits your roll holder) to stuff more paper on each roll. So they are advertising the package as “72 regular rolls” when it’s only 12 physical rolls.

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