I would very much like it if whoever said that sat for a painfully uncomfortable interview.
You mean the satirist who wrote it as a joke? What would they be painfully uncomfortably interviewed about?
How they got so funny
Hmm. I thought Republicans Against Trump were a serious account, but can’t find evidence of that right now. Well, at least Republican Voters Against Trump are real.
In any case, I have no trouble believing what the headline says.
I’m fine having non pedos running this country
So like 4 dems and 3 gopers and no billionaires at all. Wtf dude
Drain the swamp, bulldoze it over, and create a new family park.
No! Drain THIS swamp and restore a proper wetland ecosystem like what existed previously to DC being built.
That sounds great. Let’s do that! And don’t forget to tidy up the Democrats as well. If any of those is complicit, I want them gone. Not both sides bad, but bad people bad. Bad people prison. Let’s fucking gooooo!
YOUR TERMS ARE ACCEPTABLE
So “Too Big to Fail” again? Your existence justifies the sexual abuse of minors?
No.
As long as the wealthy are in power, they’re gonna keep saying that they should never experience any negatives
The good news is, the only reason they’re in power is we kept letting them be the only two options.
The DNC pivoted away from neoliberalism a year ago, so we’ll get a fair primary and no neoliberal can win one of those.
Hillary had to use Bill’s charisma to get the neoliberals in power, and then Obama just fucked off and ignored it instead of taking it back when he could have.
Like, it sucks, but this really is a “darkest before the dawn” moment. When the great depression hit we got FDR, we just had to deal with a couple months of armed veterans living at the Washington monument and that piece of shit Hoover actually sending tanks against them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonus_Army
People that act like this is new and unprecedented are just ignorant of history.
There’s a path where we fix most of America’s problems including holding all these oligarchs responsible in the next five years. We’ve literally never been this close and if Kamala was in office we’d honestly be even further away and likely know even less from the files right now.
Which is again why having a non iased dnc is so important right now.
Too big to fail also happens to be too big to care.
They go hand in hand.
Sounds like a confession to me, let’s name some names!
“They can’t fire us all” say corrupt pieces of shit passing legislation aimed at replacing humans with AI
So apparently they think of themselves as ‘too big to fail’.
And they are, until they aren’t. Plot armor has a limited lifespan. We need to deal with it.
And yet again…
I don’t see any downside here.
Trump made the qanons right and the US is run by a cabal of pedophiles.
As if that’s a bad thing! I don’t care who’s on that list, I don’t care about what political affiliation they might have, they all need to face accountability for what they did to those girls!
Why is a shock that I don’t want pedophiles and corrupt backwater deal people running my country?
Satire is dead
Wait, this is not a satire, they really said it?
So if a section of the system all goes corrupt together, we should just let them keep being corrupt? No. We bring them to justice in a way that the system can recover from.
