Do you want the sundried tomatoes?

Every dollar store has a variety pack of “security screw” drivers

Satire is dead

I dont have the shot

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Duhhhhhhhh

2026: Whites only (again)

Hoidle

Could still be trump

Whats more American than breaking a treaty with the natives

Good enough is good enough

Black marker works on most plastic

ICE: So anyway thats when we started blasting

Guess how much its gonna cost

Its a simple case of bad carpentry, it doesn’t have to be sinister.

A bigger turtle.

Escalate immediately and antagonize the hypothetically dangerous neighbors.

You’re right that makes way more sense.

When keepin’ it real goes wrong

I like how none of these comments involve talking to the neighbor and asking them to fix it.

Next step up would be ask the landlord to fix it.

40,000 still approaches zero. Its one or 2 years of expenses at best.