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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 天前

Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell!

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Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell!

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 天前
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    Removed by mod

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      Electron microscopes take images of things smaller than a grain of sand

      Checkmate Atheist, he said electric Microscope. \s

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      Is this an AI space vagina?

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        That’s going on my list of band names.

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        Galaxusy!

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      Pretty sure that was just a troll post.

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    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      And just go add, EM only make grey scale images.

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      But what if hell is just a very small pocket dimension?

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    I should call her.

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    Why are NASA using microscopes to look at space?

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      you know when you try using binoculars the wrong way around and everything go small? they’re just using the microscopes like that

  • mathemachristian [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Signing up for the helldivers division right now blobcat, sweats

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      For democracy!

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    So, just to be clear, Pastor Alex thinks vaginas are ‘hell’? Good luck ever getting laid Alex.

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      Pastor Alex probably became a pastor because he’s gay and deep in the closet

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        he’s deep in something but I doubt it’s a closet…

        deep in that ass

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      What did the priest say to the - what is Ministrant in English - altar server boy?

      “There is a good Christian inside you”.

      (Was sagt der Pfarrer zum Ministranten? Es steckt ein guter Christ in Dir.)

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        “Altar boy” is most common where I am, but I have also heard “server”.

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      Pastor Alex probably likes little boys.

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    I’d say it looks a little AI generated, for starters, and second I wanna ask a question. If Heaven and Hell are real, why would there be a way for living people to enter from space? I thought the only way to either place was death?

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      Actually the only way is from space. When you die you just end and don’t go anywhere.

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      And here I was, thinking that I won’t see shitposts on this community

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    Oh look, it’s the legendary vaganus.

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    I’ll take it, the alternative is a real shit-hole.

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      This one looks like a hybrid of both

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    Nah he just calls it hell because it’s older than 18.

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    Would

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    I’d hit it. 🥵

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      good thing I already reserved my place in hell for laughing at a 9/11 meme!

      I’m sorry

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    I can’t save this if it’ll show up in my media roll

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    This is where baby universes come from.

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