Well at least Marc never comes prematurely.

Introducing Macroservices.

Looks like a pain to pick up

Tesla™ presents the Police

This essentially. It was an easy voice and more importantly videocall software that was free. There were alternatives for text (ICQ, AIM) which were nice and everyone had them, and voice (Teamspeak, Mumble) which were either not free or you had to host them yourself and neither did Videocalls. So you begrugingly had a skype account too.

make it easier to understand people with really thick accents

I feel like people with thick accents will not be understood by the Speech model either

I wish I could claim autorship, but it was originally from, I belive, a Tumblr post.

The Dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

As we say here: “A bisserl schwund is imma.” Translation: “There is always a little bit of loss.”

Cry havok and let slip the hogs of war!

You say that but remarkably few of us died and in retrospect I wonder how.

But you realize that it’s wrong on both counts, right?

Strawberry has three Rs or two Rs in the wrong spelling.

The brown eye

He had THE Sex. You know the one sex you get in your life and then never again.

thunder and lightning

Very, very frightning me

That is true, but sadly the only CAD (besides the very limited Tinkercad) that works under Linux without costing a Kidney

Well I had my knee high socks in the wash that day…

You’ll laugh but FreeCAD did this exact thing to me on Arch and even worse it did not only associate itself with 3D files, it associated itself with everything that did not have a default set.

Weird Video format? FreeCAD.
Text file with weird file extension? FreeCAD.
Binary File? FreeCAD!

If the MRI begins to whirr, and your insides do stirr, it’s metallic…