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Behold: the most difficult to quickly clean toy ever produced.
Throw it in the microwave.
Cornographic af
Does that go in the cornhole?
Its larry flynt corn
The finest Hardpore Corn.
Porn on the cob
I put butter on mine…
This had better not awaken something in me…
Finally: flared base corn! Doctors will applaud you
Oh boy! I sure know what’s getting creamed later
It’s got the juice.
Well? What are you doing just standing there? It ain’t gonna shuck itself.
Corn on the cock
You’re making me so corny right now
Nothing seems better to upvote as a straight male than stuff that looks like dicks.
No NSFW tag I guess








