Deep South moment
My cousin got a vasectomy. I’m basted and ready to be stuffed.
I think it’s fine then
Incest is fucking relative!
Pun aside, on a socio-cultural and legal level yes it is relative, it all depends how far separated you are on the cousin tree and what is legally and culturally acceptable. Like in many Middle Eastern countries first cousin marriages is straight up normal and not considered incest.
It’s legal in a lot of states in the US
so is child marriage in most states
Capitalism is legal in all states and territories.
Wincest
It’s absolutely fucking not.
Puns are not your strongsuit.
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Puns are my entire existence. Stop judging people based on 1 misinterpreted comment. Do you realize how much it hurts for you to think that I’m bad at puns?! 😢
Probably not as much as finding out your parents are cousins
They incest that that’s not the case.
strongsuit
Not a word, my dude.
That’s a level of pedantry not even I would touch
Fucking gotem
God forbid! They forgot a space!
It absolutely is fucking.
Yeah, maybe I should’ve gone with that joke instead.
You got wooshed :)
It’s you guys who got wooshed.
But to be fair I suspected that my joke wasn’t obvious enough.
Why the fuck is this normalized?!
The joke is that “the walk with the cousins” usually implies stepping outside to smoke weed with them before dinner, so that you have a big appetite. This tweet flips that joke on its head because you go into it thinking that’s what the post was going to be about, but instead it’s about incest.
What, jokes?
you’ve clearly never had a hot cousin
That fivehead is on point.
It’s a good big target
It explains much
can you explain this to a brit
Typically the joke is that you escape family on Thanksgiving with your cousins to go on a walk and get high before returning. This twists it and adds incest
I didn’t know we were supposed to get high! We just got out of the family for a while
Wait, seriously? You guys didn’t realize that you were supposed to smoke weed on “the walk”? That’s hilarious.
I didn’t get high, I didn’t get laid… goddamn, how much of life did I miss?
I was supposed to get laid with my cousin, but then I didn’t get high
Went on the wrong walk
All of it
It’s never too late to follow your dreams!
The Royal family
But the tweet doesn’t even mention nonces
Incest isn’t ALWAYS pedophilia.
I meant the Royal Family are nonces. They’re incestous too, but that’s besides the point
They appear to be from Birmingham.
Not the UK one.
Does distinguishing country actually matter here?
The American Birmingham is in Alabama, which has a certain reputation relevant to toss meme.
So does the original Birmingham, which is why they said that.
Yes, in the UK you have to say “bap tide”
So, they should know?
Sure! Thanksgiving is principally a national holiday in the U.S. that traces its roots to religious and historical traditions from England, particularly during the early 17th century colonies in the New World.
It’s meant to be an autumn harvest holiday. The apocryphal story is that Puritans sat down with Native Americans to feast and celebrate goodwill between their respective groups but the evidence for this is suspect at best.
Over time, Thanksgiving became more popular and involves heavy travel during the (pre-) holiday season. It’s a chance for families to enjoy each others’ company before Christmas and feast on roast turkey and a variety of vegetable dishes.
Hope this helps! Go with God.
It’s a chance for families to enjoy each others’ company
So you’re saying she did nothing wrong?
Planes, Trains and Automobiles is most instructional in this regard.
So much Giving, so much Thanks
Yes there was a story of an early Thanksgiving in Plymouth.
Washington did declare a thanksgiving in 1789.
It was largely forgotten until Sarah Josepha Hale rebuplished the story in her newspaper.
The holiday we celebrate today came about due to the union losses in the first 2 years of the civil war. To buoy popular support most of the union governors called for a holiday of Thanksgiving.
It was Abraham Lincoln on July 15 1862 declared a day of Thanksgiving.
On August 6th 1863. He declared a national day of Thanksgiving due to the turn in the war now that the union was winning.
In October 1863 he declared another day of Thanksgiving. He eventually gave a number of days of Thanksgiving.
In 1939 FDR set the holiday to the next to last Thursday. This was to help boost the economy giving an extra 7 days for Xmas shopping.
Sources: Heather Cox Richardson
Edit: spelling and punctuation
Relevance to the post: zero.
I actually enjoy the history of holidays, very relevant to the post!
What is this bot trash
