Boston Market said
What a day to have eyes
So glad I’m not the only one who thought that
I wouldn’t pay more than $9 for you.
Go get a whole roto-chicken for less at the grocery store! You can probably get a full mashed potatoes and bag of frozen peas and have 4 meals for only a few bucks more.
I love to debone you in the kitchen.
But the skin is the best part!
“My, you’re very juicy today”
“Your skin is delicious fried or smoked”
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Boston Market isn’t real.
it can’t hurt you.
Chicken are real though
Chicken are birds. And you know what they say about birds. They’re not real.
Jokes on them, the nearest Boston Market to me is in another state.
“I’m going to spatchcock you so hard.”
I’m going to eat you on a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy, you succulent bird…
why don’t you talk back?
I love when it’s spit-roasted.
I’ll stuff you until you’re full and then eat you
I really wish that guy from Boston Market hadn’t fucked you before dinner.
I chuckle when I see an official account being left dumbfounded by an absurd reply.
I can’t wait to serve you to my family
Or the slightly more graphical: my dad said you taste great
No.
