You should put the audio books on speaker, those poor souls are just fucking bored until they can finally rest.

And in the middle apartment: Me, trying to sleep while these idiots are howling at each other. 😩

I wear flip-flops with socks on rainy days, come and try to stop me

Edit: also Socks on the Beach

Maybe in the Grimm’s versions, but I think it doesn’t really apply to the older folk tales they were based on…

Now watch me combine quotes from all movies of 3 trilogies:

Embedded SW dev here; don’t listen to this, fly you fools!

Amerikaner sover, post svenska migmigar!

(Jag vet att det faktiskt inte är natt i Amerika än.)

(Consensually) fuck the prince[ss].

Should have gone with Social, Political, Economical and (Post-)Apocalyptical.

Locusts?

Yes, and I sure love having to click “Focus on content” each time a screen is shared (which is like 95% of the calls).

We do that sometimes, it’s quite fun. Nobody is stopping you from texting them :)

Oooooh right, I should finally watch that. He was great as a vampire in BH, so I just assumed it was from there with those eyes…

Is this from Being Human? That’s Bishop, right?

Instructions unclear. Smoked the pot, now I’m even more hungry.

Why is it labeled “Fate”? Is one of those a real one??? 💀

Ne, ich bin die Currywurst und er Pommes rot-weiß.

Also, that shop that sells completely random stuff (chandeliers, dolls, weird stautes statues, horrible carpets and so much more junk), never seen it open but have been there for like at least 30 years.

Oh yeah, we also have this in my city, in quite a prime spot of the old town. However since it’s such an old shop, I’m not sure if it just belongs to a family that owns (not rents) that space since generations (and isn’t really sure what to do with it except for “selling” that stuff).

Haha right, as if GTA:SA is that old xD
* checks Wikipedia *
Oh my god