• I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Deer on a hike: Oooh! The majesty of nature!

    Deer while driving: Don’t you dare, you suicidal maniac!

    Deer in my garden: GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU ROSE EATING, VEGETABLE STEALING, STRAWBERRY TRAMPLING, OVER GROWN RODENT DISEASE VECTOR SHIT MACHINE!!

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      2 months ago

      Killed everything in my planter box in our communal grow area and spreading ticks everywhere they go. Bastards.

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      2 months ago

      Probably a little bit more north near Mosjøen. At least last time I visited them, which was honestly quite a while ago.

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      2 months ago

      The really insidious thing about this comment is that I now have the damn song stuck in my head again. It took years for me to get it out the first time.

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    2 months ago

    Man! I never even get close. All is get is crashing through the underbrush or, at best, a flash of white tail. :(

    Wandering around the forest mumbling to myself, crazy as a prophet, may have something to do with that. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    During our record snowfall (Florida!) a deer and I scared each other up close, only because it was so quiet during the storm.