





Because when they are underground,
they have no mouth and they must not scream
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
Me being obtuse.
People should capitalize abbreviations. Like you did.
I live in the Midwest, and it’s fucking pandemic
I think you’re right, but Lirc is untrustworthy. Citations required.
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Closest emoji that I could find to the hammer and sickle
Fake: Secular cooling? As opposed to religious cooling?
Gay: That jawline 🥵
I like your funny words, magic man
Erle to rise and Erle to bed
Makes a man healthy,
But socially dead