Fake: Secular cooling? As opposed to religious cooling?

Gay: That jawline 🥵

Dogs are friends, not food.

I like your funny words, magic man

Erle to rise and Erle to bed
Makes a man healthy,
But socially dead

C’mon, at least get the quote right. You get an extra conjugation of “to be.”

I like the cut of your pubes

Bah gawd that man has a fambly!

THAT’S… that’s enough music for now, lads

Onions can be exchanged for bideo bames 👽

Jamaican Inspector Man!

Why isn’t the most influential planet Jupiter? That’s the obvious answer. Saturn maybe second. Their gravity wells did more than any other planet to influence the other planets in the system…

And wtf is Neptune doing in second place. Neptune doesn’t do shit.

DAMN YOU AND YOUR LOGIC, KOLANAKI!

But… but… I posted it as a joke, so it is?? Please??

I hate that fucking smug-ass pseudo-smile

What is this, some mycologistic hate speech?

On the phone?

Gimel > bet

He is Risen. No yeast required.

Graditated*

🎶 It’s peanut butter guillo-tine!
Peanut butter guillo-tine!🎶