Um, thanks?
Narrator: “It’s not.”
Second Narrator: “Shhhhh”
Third narrator : “Do I even get paid?”
Second Narrator: “It’s always about money with you. Paid this pay that. This is why we broke up.”
First Narrator: It’s not.
Only a couple
Fewer pixels, you got it boss!
Ironically, the T-rex is shit at T posing.
And Bike is short for Bichael.
Bichael, bicycle… Tomayto tomahto.
I was gullible enough to believe it for a moment. Sigh
But you see. Im going to call it that anyway, just to add more whimsy and dinosaur jokes to the world.
Then what’s a V-neck?
Velociraptor
Who then eats your neck.
Vulcanodon neck, duh
That picture confused the fuck out of me. I was like how the fuck does it only have bones in like 1/4 of it’s body? Then I read the caption 😂
Nah nah, that caption is wrong. It only had these bones, so when it would walk it would be flapping all over the place with its neck like a dildo.
different story, same reason. That was named for its inventor, Johnny Veeneck, who was a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
You mean Johan Ven Eck. I think he was Dutch.
I most certainly do not. You always want to talk about Johan Ven Eck. It’s always Eck Eck Eck this and Eck Eck Eck that. Well what the Eck I am listening for once, tell me about the crazy slanderous Dutchman about whom I am totally not racist shit up Fenrus.
I wasn’t laughing and then I read “short arms”!!
M Y S I D E S
If you have to explain the joke…
I thought the second post was the joke, not the explanation.
It’s a punchline. It needs to be there even if it’s self-explanatory for some people.
It’s the tweet equivalent of comedic timing.
If someone has to explain to you how jokes work… (see other replies)
…then pick a smarter audience?
