Yourmomius
Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!
Sounds meaty
And moist too.
More commonly known as Pussius
Cuntius Assius
Vaginius
“He has a wife, you know… Do you know what she’s called?”
Not Virginius
And I thought I had to post this… Thank you
I wish my wife was named Biggus Dickius. For many reasons….
Aaah! That’s where Biggus Dickus is coming from!
M&Mius Withius Peanutius
My would be Pussyius
Only if you ate an actual cat.
Assius
Bussius
@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?
we also found Bussius (@[email protected])
we need to find Gockius
Starburstius sounds a bit wild
saladius
Sweat Greens employee at the register:
“What can I get for you?”
Me and the boys:
“Salad us.”
Lasagnius
Butterchickenius
fun fact - i do have a roman name irl :)
Butter chicken is delicious, you have good taste in food.
Guess what I cooked today? Butter chickpea. :)
Murgh Makhanius
tylenolius
My son is autismus
Bagelius almost sounds like a real Roman name.
Nigirius 🍣. That’s not problematic at all.
Hey same. But I would go with sushius.
Cunalingusius
that would be Cuntius
Vaginaius
Coochius
Goatius
