Snake orgy… you learn something new everyday…
Snorgy
Gesundheit.
Death by snu snu
I was perfectly okay not knowing about this
And now you’re even better!
@RageAgainstTheRich @ickplant
SchlangenorgieOh god… it even has a name and happens a LOT…
Thanks, I hate it
Damn, I’m 4 hours late
hey, I (now dead lemm.ee about) posted it first,
they took ma votes
NOPE
nope rope
norgy
South park bit
Terk er jerbs!!
Took what? /s
Der de derrr!!!
Alright everyone…back in the pile.
Snorgy
Indiana Jones hates this.
I’ll never look at this scene the same way again.
Neither will he.
Whomp whomp.
Sexy time. I like.
I saw a documentary about this on the archive presented by a talented young female researcher. Fascinating stuff.
NSFW link to Pornhub ^
Worlds biggest gangbang
I think there have been many gangbangs of larger scale throughout history.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
How long have pics existed? How long is history? And yet I’m thinking there could still be a pic.
IIRC history started with the invention of written word, somewhere around 6000 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recorded_history
Cave art existed for at least 40000 years
https://www.thearchaeologist.org/blog/ten-oldest-known-cave-paintings-in-the-world
Of orgys more than 10,000 strong? Pics. Now.
Can I introduce you to the insect world?
You absolutely can, right after we’re done talking about human orgys.
You think so? Yeah you’re probably right lol, that’s insane
My kid used to love going for walks in the woods with me.
One day we came across one of these mating balls, and they had never seen a garter snake before. Despite my assurances that these are literally one of the most harmless things you can find in the woods, my kid has never willingly accompanied me for hikes since.
I could finally find out how chewing 5 gum supposedly feels
Humans do this the first weekend of summer vacation at the lake/river.
i kinda wanna know what lakes you go to now
I’ve been in one of these before it’s nice.
Danger noodle ball of Nope
Nah, just a regular noodle ball of nope. Unless they bite you, it gets infected and you choose to ignore it, about the worst a garter snake will do to you is cover whatever part of you is touching them in some stinky piss. Like, leave them alone unless it’s absolutely necessary, but garter snakes are pretty chill.
Garter snakes were long thought to be non-venomous, but discoveries in the early 2000s revealed that they produce a neurotoxic venom.[12] Despite this, garter snakes cannot seriously injure or kill humans with the small amounts of comparatively mild venom they produce and they also lack an effective means of delivering it. In a few cases, some swelling and bruising has been reported.[13] They do have enlarged teeth in the back of their mouths[14] but their gums are significantly larger and the secretions of their Duvernoy’s gland are only mildly toxic.[13][15]
Snake orgies AND stinky piss? They sure know how to party
The smell is pretty hard to clean off
