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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前

Popcorn, more like cocporn (I'm sorry)

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Popcorn, more like cocporn (I'm sorry)

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前
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    Not a good day to sort by new

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      Don’t worry, it’s pretty high on /all now. :^)

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Ummm what better day could there possibly be

      • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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        Well it just happens to be International Foreskin day, which is pretty special because it only comes around every fore years.

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    Snacks? I can barely fit my chewing tobacco in there while I shower. You must be packing some serious heat

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      No I was packing popcorn.

      • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works
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        unpopped or popped?

        • gibmiser@lemmy.world
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          One, then the other

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      Ew, chewing tobacco? I thought that’s were everyone stored their cottage cheese.

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    More like fiveskin am I right?

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    You should never apologise for a masterpiece

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Finally someone who gets me

  • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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    Excuse me what the fuck.

    Are you the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk and are the popcorns made for Jack?

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      What happened to the last 429?

  • BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Where’s that one picture of an anon who fits an ENTIRE apple in his foreskin?

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      so many pictures I wish I had saved

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I’m circumcised but still have enough skin to stuff a snickers in there 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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      The foreskin is in the front. What you’re doing is stuffing that snickers in your churro cutter.

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      That’s abnormal. Has a doctor seen it?

    • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      We talkin hard or soft?

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      Are we talking fun size, regular, or the jumbo snicker?

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    That’s when kinky theater with seat belts to strap people down

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    if you putit in unpopped it’ll pop from the heat of your piss

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    Gross sick. Ban this guy

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