wine… holy water. wine… holy water.

Shit, I only have one coin! I guess the blessing will have to wait.

(I love it when people learn this)

edit: and I think it’s so cool that the weight of the coin determined how long the valve stayed open. Real money and all that.

You’re the one walking around with a resting o face.

A Chinese company, I think it was Mitigo? Made a wonderful white face watch with big lume indices but I missed out on it and I don’t think they have made it again. Thing cost like $65 and looked like a million bucks.

edit: Militado. This watch in white:

https://www.militadowatch.com/products/militado-36mm-retro-military-watch-vh31-vh65-sweeping-hand-ml14-v2?variant=43986839011375

White Weekender Indiglo. i have multiple watches but this one is my favorite.

I’m old, I’m allowed to wear my Timex.

It’s the “driver” orientation and there are even watches made with “12 at 2” to implement it.

It was for race car drivers back at the turn of the last century. It just makes you look like a dork now.

It’s not a good option. Take off your t-shirt and use that before you reach for a maxi-pad.

Source: First aid training.

New Balance has your back.

It’s almost like they walk around the Nike store.

Damn, I had no idea that existed. Now I wonder what the cost is, I could have used it in the past.

Damn, I want that sort of insurance. Do you offer it?

which would shut down components on its own to safeguard the probe, requiring recovery by the flight team — a lengthy process that carries its own risks.

Uhhh… how the fuck are you planning on recovering it?

Insurance for work done? What the fuck kind of industry do you work in? Who even insures things like this?

They just gotta go clean it up, end of story. It’s going to be more expensive than if they had just eaten the cost and dumped it in the first place.

lol, haughty vegetarians telling poor motherfuckers that they should just not eat meat.

Listen, you assholes: If these people are eating the donkeys it’s out of desperation. They don’t WANT to eat their donkey, they are starving if they do that.

Weak. The weakest. Never seen a politician so weak as JD.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Sure sounds like it’s more piracy to me.

LOVELY SPAM… WONDERFUL SPAAAAAM

Read the text for as little as $1.99 a month!

edit:

The Iranian people harbour no enmity towards other nations

Fucking laughable.

This war is clearly illegal and uncalled for but for that assclown to actually write that down? Bitch, please.

That is probably the most bruh bruh to ever bruh.

Stop sending the drunkards down here I guess? Every Canadian I’ve encountered in the 'states is a fucking mess…