There’s a massive cloud of smoke coming from the woods, we caught a guy coming out from there, we’re asking him to show us if that gasoline jerrycan-shaped object in the plastic bag that he’s holding is in fact a gas jerrycan, but he’s still refusing.

And you come out from the toilets “but how do you know that there’s a fire”?

I wonder why this isn’t a class action. Maybe they thought they could win more this way?

I wonder what’s gonna happen if other courts find different verdicts, or different compensation values…

It’s like they could create a socialist party, so that America actually has at least one left-leaning party.

No, the mainline Democratic party is nowhere near being left wing.

He’s much better at communicating and dealing with the present day republican tactics than most in the party, but we know that, at heart, they all have corporate greed as their master.

What are you talking about, what’s a dildo? That’s mom’s figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.

The first two are the most definite reason I’ve killed a lot of plants.

A friend came over and nearly screamed “you should be watering these every 2 WEEKS NOT 2 DAYS!!”.

But what do you mean that 5m from a window is “too dark”? I can see fine…

Pff.

Just caption an Airbus. Assuming you’re in flight, you just need the buttons to engage cat III auto landing, make wings bigger, make wheels stick out, and brakes after you land.

What OS is this? Don’t recognise that daemon, nor a tool called ance, but I can get behind the chown alias.

You were right, this is so much fun!

Piano players are not expected to carry their piano. Cellists be dragging that thing through a crowded subway train :(

Go fuck yourself!

Doom is hard, dont judge.

Oh I remember when GRRM used to write GoT. Those were the days.

. * cries in cello *

True. Or just grab the fork and pick up something, no words even needed.

If a waiter’s coming around to clear the table, usually it’s because people at the table are giving indications that they’re done - nobody’s eating anymore, cutlery is set parallel in the “finished” (4-10) position, etc.

I don’t get it, maybe cause I don’t have Instagram. What’s this meant to represent, since I assume it’s not about trucks doing impossible u-turns

“Please help me convince her to let me sleep in our bed.”

I heard from my dad that back in the day some butchers used to pass it off as some cuts of beef. It’s not like they couldn’t sell horse meat, since it’s legal (there’s some health requirements) but beef is supposed to be more tender and tasty, thus more expensive.

It’s just not a particularly desired type of meat, so you don’t see it often at butchers nowadays.

This is astonishing.

He’s hoarding the profits of automation for himself, while socializing the lost wages and poverty that will come from this.

But the issue is that we know full well that they’ll escape paying out their massive profits as taxes, which is what MUST happen for the model to work. Shareholder payouts need to be taxed at like 50+% rate or even more.

Clearly the grain of sand who in time will be ground down and melted to form part of the core processing unit of the terminator.